LOVE MEEE!! - (Abandoned)

Misha-sexual

C. Ian

I heard a strange noise come from the tv, it was breathy, and laced with neediness.

I gave Claire a strange look and she smirked with gleaming eyes. I looked from her to the tv, and it showed a strange picture of a naked anime guy.

"What the hell is this, Cl~!" She pressed a finger against my lips and used her other hand to type something on her phone.

I don't know what to feel right now, there's a naked guy moaning on my tv, that somehow looks like someone I know, a topless girl in a bikini right next to me, doing who knows what on her phone..

And the worst of all: the guy on the tv's moaning was turning me on.

If this is  a nightmare, wake me up, please!!

"There. We. Go!" Claire announced as she tapped something on her phone.

"Cla~" she interrupted me again..

"Shh. Just look."

She pressed her phone on my hands and raised it to my face.

It took me about 10 seconds to realise what the hell I was looking at, and oh my god.

It was Misha, posing on all fours, the only thing he was wearing was his red boxers, his tongue sticking out, and his ass raised.

I didn't want to believe it at first, but it was really him. And I hate to admit it, but he was sexy as hell.

"Do you get it mow?" I furrowed my eyebrows confusedly and then it hit me.

"Is that Misha's voice?"

"Yep. I recognised his name when I first heard about him, and I was right, it was him."

"Recognised him how?"

I saw a sparkle in her eyes and she started aggressively tapping on her phone again.

Should I be scared? I'm honestly not sure anymore.

"Aha! Here, look at this!" She shoved her phone on my hand.

" 'Misha's Senpai'? Excuse me?"

She gave me a disappointed look on her face, "You uncultured swine, it's Wattpad of course!"

"W-Wattpad?"

"Please shut up, you're just upsetting me even more. I'll explain it to you like you're a little kid."

Now I just feel insulted.

"Misha is a fanfic writer, he's extremely popular because of his extremely erotic writing, and that," she points at the tv with Misha moaning, "is him voicing a scene from 'Teacher's Pet...?', and his voice is just do fucking perfect."

There was this gleam in her eyes that made me want to get away from her.

But wow. Misha's voice... it's so..

So sexy.

And I'm actually ashamed to say that I was turned on.

"See! I freaking knew it! You're gay!!" She poked the growing tent in pants.

"This proves nothing!"