LOVE MEEE!! - (Abandoned)

DATE!!! START!!!

Misha M.

Well.. this is unexpected.

I never expected Felix to bring me here of all places.

He brought me to his place!

And oh my god was he rich, I swear I saw a maid, or was it just Astolfo?

Either way, I don't even think I can call this place an apartment anymore, it's like he owns the whole building.

"So.. I hope you're not gonna start screaming 'Daddy's Money' at me." I knew he meant it as a joke but I swear he was sweating bullets.

"I dunno, is it? Your dad's I mean?" I was clutching his arm 'cause I didn't wanna get lost in the place.

"Technically yes, and technically no." He had this sort of reminiscent and gloomy look on his face.

Is it time for an emotionally backstory told through a flashback that doesn't make sense because it's in the third person?

"My dad made me work my ass of for everything here, if I wanted something he wanted something of equal value, he made me join the Volleyball team, take Aikido classes, learn how to do butler stuff, and so many things."

And wow, his dad must be a real cheapskate, was he Miyuki Shirogane or something?

I listened to him talk and felt up his biceps, I guess that's why he's toned but not beefy, "Go on.."

"I can't say I could ever hate him for making me do those things, in a sense he taught me the importance of hard work, and... I wouldn't have met Chris."

Ooh, is there some past sexual tension between him and Chris? I'm not gonna pry on their past, Chris is probably gonna tell me if wants to.

"So.. everything here is yours?"

"Well I don't own Flora over there," he pointed to who I thought was a maid, he winked at me and waved.

"He's my big brother, he's cosplaying Astolfo right now, everyday the guy loves cosplaying cross dressers for some reason."

Big.. brother? Wait.. but he looks like he's my age! Which, mind you, people tell me I look like I haven't hit puberty!

"Yeah, he gets that reaction a lot."

His brother nodded, goddammit, someone finally looks younger than me!

"Well, you know.. my tastes are pretty open, so.. you wanna have a threesome with me and my little bro tonight, he has a really, really, big dick."

He groped my ass and kissed my cheek, this feels.. wrong, it feels like a middle schooler is flirting with me. Is this how people feel when I flirt with them?

"Well, I knew that already. But I think I'll decline,but maybe some other time?"

I knew it was dangerous to flirt back, when I'm literally on a date with his brother.

"He said he'll think about it, now go away, Flora. We're gonna have a lovely dinner, and I already cooked you dinner tonight, just heat it up."

Flora winked at me and walked away.

Wait.. Felix can whaaaa?

"You look surprised, one of that things that I had to learn was how to cook meals, I'd say they're decent enough." He sat me down on a table with what looked like a simple meal.

"I made us some simple Chicken Alfredo, Valerie was kind enough to tell me about you."

Val.. I don't if I should be angry at you or be thankful!

But it did smell delicious, ugh.. my mouth is watering just looking at it, if C.C. liked her Pizza Hut, and Ryuk his apples, this is my weakness.

"Speaking about Valerie telling me about you, you've never really talked about yourself that much, and I really wanna get to know you more."

He wants to know... about me? I mean.. what is there to know?

"Well.. my real name is Mikhail, I write fanfics and erotic novels when I have spare time, and I voice act some of the erotic scenes as a Patreon reward at patreon.com/Misha'sSenpai." A wise person once told me that in any situation you can, plug your Patreon account.

"I thought Chris was joking yesterday when he said he was busy because you needed him to voice something." He laughed lightly as he spoke.

And it broke my heart.

We talked about our childhoods a bit as we ate, he told me about a time when Chris almost choked to death, and I told him about what we did last night.

"Andrew let you do that? I'd believe it if was Chris, but Andrew? That's totally unbelievable."

"I-I'm not," I swallowed, "lying, look at this!"

I grabbed my phone from my pocket and struggled to open it while he stared at me with an amused look on his face.

"Totoro?" I was about to ask what he meant, but then remembered.

He was talking about my phone case, which was a custom made Totoro cuteness.

"What? He's adorable!" I said, not looking away from my phone and tapping away.

I almost jumped when I felt a finger caress my cheek.

"I know something even cuter, you know.. I'm looking right at it." I looked up from my phone and saw him smiling.. sort of contentedly happy.

I turned bright red and fumbled on my phone, which just made him laugh.

"I-I... uh.. I.. m.. ah! There it is.. l-look at this!" I showed him the picture I took of Andy.

Now it was his turn to blush, and he was smiling in a really derpy way.

I will remain triumph, as they say: 'The only way is gay!'

It was a very scandalous photo indeed, Chris asked me to take it for him, and oh boy was I glad to.

I put my phone back to my pocket and snickered.

After a while, Felix shook off the derpy smile and went back to looking like he usually did.

"But I wasn't joking, you know, Mikhail."

I shivered as I heard him say my real name, I haven't heard someon call me that in years.

He reached out his arm and bent his body towards me, and kissed me tenderly.

Softly.

Lovingly.

Desperately..

And it broke my heart.

A/N

I'm telling y'all this book's been finished for months, and it's just sitting here, 'cause my dumb ass is too lazy to upload it.