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~Third person POV (unless specified)~

"Sal, all I'm saying is, what if Peach is actually going willingly with Bowser because Mario is actually a dick?" Larry chuckled softly as the four of them sat in Larry's room.
"Larry. Stop." Todd laughed and continued texting from his phone. "Also, would it be a huge problem if Neil came to hang out?"
"As long as you two don't be nasty then yeah, Neil's cool." Larry snickered.
Todd looked at him and scrunched up his face. "Larry Johnson. Hush. We are not gonna be nasty in front of you three." He said and rolled his eyes.
"That means no sloppy makeout sessions. Sal's eyes still haven't recovered." Larry chuckled and ducked as Todd tossed a pillow at him.
Ash chuckled softly and shook her head. "I didn't realize how much I missed this."
"Well maybe if there's a next time, which I hope there isn't, we can do video call sleepovers and stuff so you won't miss anything." Todd said as he looked up from his phone. "By the way Larry, can I borrow your keycard? I'm gonna go wait for Neil upstairs so he can get down here."
"Yeah sure. I mean, he could just come in this door." Larry said and motioned to the door that lead outside as he got up to get his key card.
"Lar, Todd probably wants to make out with Neil and spare our eyes." Sal chuckled softly from the floor.
"Ooh. Then yes. Please take the elevator dude." Larry laughed as he handed it to Todd.
"That is not at all what's going on!" Todd huffed as he walked out of the room and left the apartment.
"That's totally what's going on." Sal chuckled as Larry returned to his spot next to him.
"Grody to the max." Larry snickered softly.
"Anyway, Ash, how was staying in the city?" Sal asked and looked over at her.
"I thought it was impossible to say but, even more boring than Nockfell. Especially without you guys." Ash chuckled softly. "And the people there were even more stuck up and bitchy there. It was basically overrun with copies of Thottina."
Larry shuddered. "Gross, don't even say that girl's name. That definitely keeps me from wanting to go there."
Ash raised an eyebrow. "Why? What did she do while I was gone?"
Larry groaned as Sal started to explain. "Basically stayed up Larry's ass and clung to him. He kept skipping school just to get away from her." He chuckled and flicked Larry's forehead. "Which then got him suspended and put in home jail again."
Ash sighed. "Larrrr... Well at least there was a good reason for it this time. Did you at least tell the principal why you were skipping?"
"I tried but he wouldn't listen to me." Larry sighed. "Thottina had her stupid ass dad came to the school to "debunk" anything I said."
"Hunts just a police officer, what did he do? Threaten to arrest them if they listened to you?" Ash scoffed.
"Ash, did being gone for a month really make you forget how all the adults are here? Since Hunts is all buddy buddy with Mr. Phelps everyone listens to him." Larry shrugged.
"Yeah... I know." Ash sighed softly as Todd and Neil walked into the apartment.
"Hey Ash!" Neil greeted as they walked into the room and he gave Ash a hug. "Long time, no see."
"Hi Neil! And yeah, I know." Ash chuckled softly as they all sat down.
"Anyway, what did I miss?" Todd asked and looked at the other three.
"Filling Ash in on the Thottina situation." Sal replied as Larry groaned again.
"Can we please just change the subject? I already have to deal with the girl I don't want to have to talk about her to." Larry sighed softly.
Ash chuckled softly. "Ok, ok we'll stop. Anyway, other then that, what's been going on? I'm guessing not a lot because, this is Nockfell." She laughed.
"You're not wrong, not a lot has happened. Everything has went almost completely silent." Todd sighed.
Neil chuckled softly. "Well, Nockfell is always pretty silent babe. Nothing happens here."
"Yeah I know... But even more silent is what I mean baby." Todd sighed softly.
Neil shrugged. "I hadn't noticed but if you say so." He said softly and kissed Todd's cheek.
"Ew. PDA." Sal and Larry said in sync and laughed.
"You two hush." Todd chuckled and playfully kicked at them.
"Stop spreading cooties in my room and I'll hush." Larry snickered.
"Hey, Lar, does kissing me kissing his cheek bug you? How about this?" Neil chuckled before kissing Todd.
"Not in my room!" Larry laughed and tossed a pillow at them. "Get your own room to makeout in."
"We weren't making out Lar!" Todd huffed as his face turned a bright red.
"We could if that's what you want." Neil laughed.
"No. Ew. Stop." Larry chuckled and shook his head.
"I think it's just that Lar is jealous he doesn't have anyone for sloppy makeouts. I sure Thottina-" Sal chuckled as he was cut off by Larry putting a hand over his mouth.
"Don't you dare finish that sentence." Larry laughed.
Ash was laying on the floor laughing so hard it was silent.
"Look you guys killed Ash." Neil laughed softly. "Ash! Don't go into the light!"
Ash wheezed and shook her head. "S... Stop." She managed out between laughing fits.
Sal chuckled and shoved Larry off. "Damn it, we haven't even had her back one day and we've already killed her."
Ash shook her head and sat up, still giggling. "Ok. Ok... I think I'm done." She chuckled.
Lisa opened the door and raised an eyebrow. "You five are still up? It's getting close to midnight and there's school tomorrow. I don't mind if you all stay the night but you need to go to bed."
"Yes ma'am." They all said together.
"Actually, I gotta head home. I told my parents I'd be come home tonight." Neil said softly as he stood up and stretched. "It was fun guys, I'll see you later. Bye babe." He kissed Todd's forehead before walking out of the room with Lisa.
"Bye baby." Todd called after him before looking back and Larry and Sal. "Say cooties one more time I dare you." He laughed.
Sal and Larry looked at each other then back at Todd. "...COOTIES!"

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