With Love From Josh

The Josh-ian Method

Josh was chasing me down an alley. I was running and running and tried not to fall. I tripped over a stone and fell but instead of hitting the ground, I found myself running in another alley.

I couldn't understand. Shouldn't I have hit the ground? I looked back to check if Josh was still chasing me but instead of Josh I saw Nath. Why was I running from him? Isn't he..

     Splash!

I woke up with a start. There was water all over the bed and it was soaking my clothes. Josh stood in front of the bed holding a small empty bucket.

"What is your problem?!" I snapped at him.

"Get off my bed."

I glared at him before crawling off his fucking bed. What would I do with my clothes now? They are soaked with water and already dripping little pools on the floor.

I looked at him and placed my hands on my waist, narrowing my eyes at him.

I hope he gets the message. I do not appreciate his morning alarm theatrical art. He looked back at me with mischief in his eyes before he turned around and walked out the door.

Is that it? Throwing a bucket of water on me while I'm asleep? Is that his only revenge for me beating him up?

Call me the pessimist but if my eyes are still functioning proper, something is up.

What I saw in his eyes was clear mischief and I have this feeling the water party is the least evil.

I was beginning to feel cold.
I have to get out of these clothes and quickly, but what will I wear then? I sighed as I moved towards his wardrobe.

I don't like the idea of wearing his clothes but I don't want to catch a cold in my wet clothes.

Suddenly a cold drift passed by me. What the...

I looked up and reliased he had turned on the air conditioner. From another room? Oh right! Smart house. As annoying as it's owner. The annoying little devil!

Seriously what's his problem? Does he intend to make me freeze to death or what?
Then it clicked, he wanted me to remove my wet clothes and wear his stuffs.

Well I hate to spoil the game for him but I had already made that decision before he turned on the air conditioner so it's not like he is forcing me to do so...
Or...is it?

I stopped in front of the wardrobe. Facing the mirror in the middle of it. My reflection stared back at me.

++Don't be stupid Sidney, get rid of your wardrobe and wear his clothes. U don't have to catch a cold because of your ego++
my conscience told me.

The girl in the mirror scowled but my hand reached out to open the damned wardrobe.

Pulling it open with anger I was shocked to see an array of female clothing. What is this?

I fumbled around with my hands. I might as well ask for heels. Wait a sec, he is getting to me! I slammed the wardrobe shut and stalked of without picking anything.

"You might as well change those wet clothes or else I will change it  for you."

How come I did not hear him come in? I looked at the door, it was closed again. Then I looked back at him.

"How did you get in so quietly? Were you hoping to catch me naked in the process of changing clothes or you just can't help your villainy skills?"

"Both. Now put on something drier and come to the living room. We are going out and I will be waiting for you. There are cosmetics in the drawer over there. You have 15 minutes, that's plenty of time. " He said and got up from the chair he was seating on.

"Are you going to sell me to slave traders? " I asked half sarcastically, half serious.

"There's nothing to be worried about, we are just going to buy a few... toys"

"For the baby you want?" I asked hopefully. My voice wasn't helping me hide my nervousness at all.

"You will find out soon enough. 15 minutes, you have used 4 minutes already. I'm going to wait for you in the living room."

I watched his back as he walked out. Toys. He is not buying them for the baby he is going to force me to have but for me. If it's not an adult sex toys shop he drags me into I might as well fall in love with the man.