RWBY x Realistic Male Reader (Light Path)

Introduction

Some disclaimers :

English's not my mother tongue, so please be comprehensive, I'll make lot of mistakes...

It's my first time writing, but I'll try my best to provide an interesting writing. Or at least something different from what you generally see here...

There will be lots of references, so thumbs up to whoever got them, and I'm gonna do some 4th wall breaking too, so... brace yourself.

I'm open to all criticism, don't hesitate for a second to give your advice or opinions, in the form you want (please do use crude words, I'm not a snowflake)

Spoiler alert, I will talk about all of RWBY, so don't blame me if you get spoiled okay?

I'm doing the y/n thing because I believe ( I may be totally wrong about this, I'm new here, so tell me) lot's more people's are going to like the story if I do, and I want as many as possible of you guys to like it ( I also think it will not bother people that don't specially like it)

If you are allergic to dark humour your most likely going to die from reading this, so refrain (not that I care much, but I warn you anyway)

And, very important, this story is supposed to be a rediscovering of RWBY, which means I'll put a link to the episode and a time code for all the scenes I won't make, you can not watch them if you remember what happen, but it's to you to decide, I won't talk about them

Here's a description of you : (that sounds weird...)

You're a healthy guy, with a naturally good body (you somehow never get fat, like a damn sayan, god bless your genes), but that's it, you don't do martial arts or things like this, but you come from a family of hunters (real life ones, obviously), so you know full well how to use a rifle, and you could do good with basically any firearm.

You're in High School, and you do quite well, but you're not doing much, so maybe you could do way better if tried harder.

You're well versed in pop-culture(what a surprise huh?), and you love science, and over all, you like to be realistic.

If you had the choice, you would rather be the villain than the hero, or better, an anti-hero ( your the chaotic-good type), so your selfish, but you respect people who deserve it, and you know how to respect authority, and you'll respect it, for you know that's it's rarely good to oppose it, and rarely bad to have by your side...

You don't really know how to fight, but you are 1.80m, and broad-shouldered, and, till yet, that was always enough to scare the shit out of the small fry, and win over the rare fools that got you to see red enough, or got in a fight with you.

Because of your family being hunters, you've already take the live of some animals (poor bambi), but never one of a human, but you already thought about it, and you know that if the time comes, and you have a good reason for it, you'll not hesitate to kill.

You will gladly help people in need if you have the possibility and strength to do it, because, your credo is something like: everything is permitted, but don't be an asshole (and some things are true)

And for your appearance, well... Be as you see fit, it's still a self insert story after all

Oh, I almost forgot, you never had a girlfriend.

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Italic means it's what y/n think, example:

This person is stupid

Bold means it's me, the author who talks, example:

I hope you liked this chapter

If something is between two * and in bold, it means it's a description of a sound, example:

*BOOM*

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Okay, now that I have made my short *coughing* introduction, to the actual story!

-Haiko