(y/n POV)
I was in the hallway, chatting with my friends about RWBY, and like usual, I'm again justifying why I think General Ironwood is the only sane person in the world of Remnant
Me: "Guys, how many times do I need to say it? They're all a bunch of teens, and while I admit they're good figthers, they're completely stupid, they act like they are living in a fairy tail, but they are actually living in a dark-fantasy! Like when Ruby said "We don't need to kill you to stop you, and we will stop you", that's bullcrap! She can't do shit! She blames Ozpin for not telling them the truth, and then she hides it from Ironwood! The only ally they still have! Wtf! And when he decided to take action, and to not do the right thing, but the good and logical thing, they turn against him and stop him from trying to save what there is left to save! And now what?! They're alone against Salem, in person, this giant Grimm whale and probably an army of flying, and non-flying grimms! Atlas military is in no condition to fight that! And they're the best army in the world! Penny may have the power of the winter Maiden, but she just got it, she won't be able to deal with that! I'm curious to see how the writers are going to turn that on!"
While I'm waiting for them to burst in anger because I just criticized their favorite show, I notice they're taking too long to answer, and look at them worried I just crossed the line
Weird, I didn't go that far, like the time I said Pyrrha was stupid and died for nothing, leaving Jaune alone
Which I really thought was dumb, but maybe the fact that I really liked Pyrrha got mixed with my sense of criticism
Anyways, when I look at my friends, they're completely motionless, I look to the left, only to see more frozen people, I then look to the right, thinking it may be the work of a new stand user, when I hear this strangely familiar voice
???: y/n !
I look left again, to see some sort of man-shaped shadow, and begin to move toward him.
???: Oh! You're approching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?
Me, thinking this is the best moment of my life: "I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer"
???: Oh ho ! Then come as close as you like
*sound of shoes hitting the floor*
As we both stop, close to each other, I hope he's not actually going to fight me, and then he bursts out laughing.
???: Ahahahahah! I knew you were going to be a funny one!
Me: Well thank you, but who and what are you?
???: I am what you could call, God
I pinch my cheeks, thinking I've somehow been drugged, or that I'm dreaming
Me: Really? Prove it.
Self-proclaimed God: I knew this was going to be complicated... Look, you and I both know that there is no way I can do that, because you would just say it's a dream, so how about we get to the topic?
Me: Well you're right, so, I'm going isekai?
Self-proclaimed God: Well that made it a lot easier. And basically, yes, but as I'm a sympathetic person, I'm asking you, do you want to go over to another world?
Me: Okay, first : where? What kind of world? Because if I'm going to Berserk, I'll pass.
God: You'd be going to Remnant.
"When?"
"Just some time before the start of the first episode, in Vale"
"How much time exactly?"
"..."
"That's important"
"1 hour"
"Memories?"
"Intact"
"Could I use aura and have a semblance?"
"That's up to you"
"Hum... Could I come back?"
"No"
"Why do this?"
"I'm bored"
"That a surprisingly good reason. Could I do whatever I want? "
"Yes"
"You really take me by the feelings here"
"So, deal?"
You think of what life could be the best, one were you continue to watch shows that talk about heroes, and live a simple, quite amusing, and safe life, or... one that's going to take you on as many adventure as you'd like, and let you be the real hero, or villain... of your story, but it would be a dangerous and uncertain one, where death awaits at all corners... But also one where you would know the future...
"What if I die there?"
"Game over"
"Huh...."
You think for a good 10 minutes, and when finally making your choice, you turn to this self-called-but-really-convincing-god as he look in your eyes, and smirk, knowing full well what decision you just made.
"Deal"
"That's what I wanted to hear, any last request?"
"Clear... my internet... browser... history..."
"Sure thing pal, are we good?"
"I think we are"
(3rd POV)
He then proceeds to grab your shoulder, and in a flash, you're both teleported outside, in a dark street, and, as you look up, to see if he didn't lie, you wipe your eyes to be sure of what you see, and, while looking at the broken moon, you say:"what kind of asshole of a God are you to destroy the moon as you leave, and even make it so gravity can't do it's job"
God: Believe me, you better not get the answer
y/n: Yeah... Oh and by the way, is this the not-so-fan-of-physics-world, or do I have to concern myself with the Laws of the Thermodynamic?
God: It would be no fun if it was the second, but you may try to get answers you didn't get while watching the show, you could be surprised...
y/n: Definitely going to try that, after all, knowledge is power
God: Well, as lovely as it is to chat with you, I gotta go now, before they detect me, so have fun, don't get killed too soon, and try not to remember that I'm always watching you!
y/n: You fucking yandere
God: See ya!
And poof! He's not here anymore.
You then heard some sounds again, and understand that time has begun to move again.When you get on the main street, you see a man walking in middle of road, he wear a familiar black hat with a orange stripe and a fancy looking cane, he's with 4 black-dressed man, you smirk as you see them, take out your phone, and begin your evil plan...
-Haiko

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RWBY x Realistic Male Reader (Light Path)
FanfictionYou're a normal 16 years old guy except for the fact that you like to think of yourself as a rationalist and like to put forward your... well... let's say... realistic point of view. A bit to much for some people, but they're just too dumb to unders...