The Hidden Life of Amanda Harp

"Better watch your back."

"Bra's?" Abby asks.

"Check." I say.

"Underwear?"

I check my suitcase. "Check." I say.

"Shirts?"

"Check."

"Dresses?"

"Check."

"Pants?"

"Check."

"Shorts?"

"Check.

"Jackets?"

"Yes."

"Toothbrush?"

"Yes."

"Hairbrush?" she asks.

"Yes."

"Tampons?"

"Yes."

"Condoms?"

"Ye-What?" I look up from my suitcase and she's sitting on my bed, laughing her ass off. "I'm still a virgin." I say.

"I know." She smiles. "I'm so excited!"

I laugh and stand up, stretching.

"We're gonna be late and everyone is going to be pissed." I say.

"We already are late. I thought you knew that." She says.

"Fuck. Let's go!" I grab my three suitcases and go running down the stairs, picking up Rascal on the way. I load up my car and then my phone rings. It's Dad. "I know I'm late. I'll be there in like-"

"Don't bother. We're coming to you."

"Well that's wise with the paparazzi lining the street." I say.

"Shit." Dad says. "Okay. I'll think of something. Go in the house."

I do as I'm told, bringing the luggage with me.

I explain to Abby what's going on.

"The fans are going to be so excited when you come up out of the stage!" she says.

Turns out Colter and Abby really hit it off and now they're dating. Mike broke up with Kristina but Abby is coming on tour.

My phone starts ringing.

"Alright." Dad says. "We're gonna pull up at your house. Come outside. We're gonna get out and you need to be crying. Fake a goodbye. When the paparazzi leave, tell me. The bus will be at the guys house. Make sure no paparazzi are watching and come over with your car."

"Alright." I say.

"We will have the bus pulled right up next to the door so close that you can't even see who gets on."

"Alright." I say.

"Okay. Love you kiddo."

"Love you too."

I pace around, faking tears.

I have gray yoga pants and a white long sleeve shirt on. I have uggs on too.

I explain everything to Abby. She nods in agreement with the plan.

If anyone sees me get on that bus, I'll be screwed and the whole cover will be blown.

Just as I predicted, for the first time since we started, the tickets didn't sell out. We purposely picked all of the giant places to have concerts, the ones that the really popular people go to. It hold more people than we've ever had.