Listen to Kill My Vibe
(Shoutout goes to Muffentime the first person to get it right)
At least he ain't funny lookin like you
You're so funny, Ha. ha.
I know. I'm the best.
"Mae, watch out." Jahseh pulls me to the side, out of the way of a big ass dude.
"S-sorry." i murmur.
"It's fine. Did i tell you that you look pretty? Cuz you do." Jahseh smiles.
"Thank you Seh." i blush.
"No problem." He smirks.
We turn into the classroom and sit in the back.
"Hey!" Lathan walks in. "Hey Mae and oh hey Jahseh."
"Mosey." Jahseh says.
"Huh?" i say.
"It's just a nickname." Lathan says.
"What do you want me to call you?" i ask.
"Either one." he smiles and I nod.
"Hello class." the teacher says and Mosey sits in front of me. "Roll call. Hannah Avery?"
"Here."
"Caleb Bennet?"
"Here."
"Carter Bennet?"
"Here."
"Lathan Echols?"
"Here."
Blah, Blah, Blah, boring people that don't matter.
"Mae Stedelin?"
"yep."
"And Jahseh Onfroy?"
"Yes ma'am."
"Alright, let's get started. Hi, i'm Ms. Mckinzie. But you can call me Brea."
•~•
I get in the back of the car and buckle my seatbelt.
"Mae, Jamell coming over tomorrow to finish our project." Jahmont says and i nod.
"You're a dumbass." Stokeley says to Jahseh.
"At least i'm not a fatass." Jahseh retorts.
"Stokeley is just a baby, don't be mean to him." i say, squishing Stokeley's face.
"Thank you Mae." Stokeley says in a baby voice and Jahseh scoffs.
"Aw, does Seh wanna be a baby too?" i say, reaching over to him.
"No, he doesn't." Jahseh says, grabbing my hand.
"I'm hungry!" Stokeley whines.
"We're almost at Mae and I's house." Jahmont says. "Mae, don't forget, you need to take your medicine." i nod.
"Mae." Jahseh whispers and I look over at him. "Hey." he smiles.
"Hey Seh." i smile back.
"Also, Mom and Dad have a surprise for you when we get home." Jahmont smiles.
"I don't like surprises." I scowl.
"It's a good one." he chuckles and i sigh.
"Look at this!" Jahseh says, holding Jahmont's wallet . I snatch it from him and grab his license. I start laughing.
"Look at his picture!" i laughing. "Elijah Montreal Givens, born on February 26th, 2002. Height 6'3, eye color: brown. Sex: male, Hair color, brown. Ethnicity, African American."
"Wha-" Stokeley laughs.
"Elijah Montreal!" i exclaim.
"What the fuck?!" Jahmont yells. "How-"
"Jahseh did it!" i say.
"I see you, Tekashi." Jahseh playfully glares at me.
"That's just wrong." Stokeley says, shaking his head.
•~•
"Mae!" Missy yells. I walk into the dining room and Vante and Missy are sitting there.
"Have a seat." Vante says and I do. "We don't condone what you did the other day. But we need you to be able to contact us when you feel upset or anything. Emergencies, anything. So here." He slides a box across the table. "Open it." And i do.
"Issa phone." i say, surprised.
"Do you like it?" Missy asks.
"Hell yeah i do. Thanks." I smile widely.
"Jahmont will help you set it up." Vante says.
"Elijah Montreal!" i yell. "Come help me set up this phone!" I stand up. "Honestly, thank you so much." I walk to Jahmont's room.
"I swear to god, the next time you call me by my government name one more time— Oh, you got your surprise. Give it here." he says and i do.
*two hours later*
"Wake up." Jahmont says and hands me the phone.
"Thanks."
"I also made you a snapchat and an instagram. I put Mom, Dad, and my number in your contacts." Jahmont smiles
"Thanks again" I smile back. I lay back down.
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Fanfiction"Alright. You can be mad." Lucas stands up too. "But, what your not gonna do to tell me how I need to talk to my girlfriend. You sure don't have room to talk Jahseh." And with that last sentence, Jah punched Lucas in the face. "Oh shit." Ski stands...
