·TomTord shorts·

°The bucket list 1/21°

• Go back to Norway with friends
•Kiss someone special
•Stop smoking
•Ride a horse
•Break all of Matt's mirrors
•Drink all of Edd's cola
•Replace cola with pepsi
•Spend Tom's money
•Visit Patryck and Paul
•Kill a spider without help
•Learn how to use chopsticks
•Stare at Edd while he's drawing to piss him off
•Be nice for a day (even to Jehova)

•Play a sport
•Be a cat with Ringo for a day
•Read an actual book (NOT HENTAI)
•Piss Matt off
•Piss Edd off
•Piss Tom off
•Almost die to go to the hospital
•Get free food

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'Huh.' Tord thought unamused. He found this list that he must have wrote a long time ago since he doesn't remember a writing a single one. Tord was just cleaning his room for the first time in a looong time due to his laziness, and found this paper underneath his bed. Tord decided to put it on his desk and flopped on his bed, soon falling asleep.

~The next day~

Tord stretched as he yawned and sat up from his bed. He looked back at the bucket list on his desk. "TORD! BREAKFAST!!!" Tord got up slowly not caring about Edd's yelling. He looked at the piece of paper and checking to see which ones he can do today. 'Ok... So... Hmm... Maybe I'll just break Matt's mirrors.

...Tehe.'

Tord went downstairs with his chin up, already prepared with what he's gonna do next. "Hey Tord." Edd said placing the plate with scrambled eggs with bacon on the side in front of an empty chair. On Tord's left sat Matt and on the right, Tom, and on Tom's right, Edd. Tord saw Matt place his hand mirror down on the right of his plate, which was perfect for Tord. Tord had an evil grin on his face, prepared for Matt's girly screech, prepared for Matt's complaining, prepared for Edd's lecture, prepared for-

"What are you thinking Commie?"

Tords thoughts were interrupted by an annoying brit that he hates so dearly. Tord looked back at Tom giving him a glare. "What are you talking about Jehova?" Tord responded in a harsh tone. "You were staring at Matt's hand! What do you wanna do with it? Stab it? Slap it? Kick it? Hold i-..it...?" Tom replied with a growl that soon turned into a low whisper. Tord looked at him confused. "Why would I want to hold his hand?" Matt chirped in. "Because I'm irresistible."

Tord looked back at Matt with a smirk. "Yes, hehe yes, of course!" Tord slowly moved his face closer to the ginger with a soft smile plastered on his face. Keep in mind, he's only doing this to distract the ginger. Tom looked at them with slight anger. And jealousy. He simply huffed and looked away sadly.

Tord slowly placed his hands on Matt's mirror and guided it to the edge.

Smash!

Matt, Tom, and Edd got startled at the sudden noise. They all looked down and Tord slowly slipped out of the room back upstairs with a small, "oops". Tord walked away while covering his ears. Tord started to count down.
3

2

1...

Suddenly a loud blood screaming screech was heard around the house, even cracking the four boys  glass cups. Well, for Tord it was muffled. He made it in time to put on noise counseling headphones. It's the kind of headphones that you would get in a gun range so that when you shoot, it isn't loud.

Tord sat on his bed, grabbing the piece of paper and a pencil. "Breaking Matt's mirrors, che-" Tord stopped talking as he reread it.

•Break all of Matt's mirrors

'I HAVE TO BREAK ALL OF IT!?' Tord groaned and grabbed his bat and gun on his way out. Oh boy all of the trouble to finish this dumb bucket list. What is he gonna get out of this? Nothing. Why is he doing it? Who knows.

Tord saw the three coming upstairs. Most likely to question him and Edd's lecture of reasons why not to do that. Tord knew why. He just didn't care. Tord quickly and quietly made his way to Matt's room and closed the door behind him. Tord locked the door before looking around the room. He has a lot of mirrors to work with.

Tord exhaled as he lifted his bat and gun. And began "work".

Glass smashes, fists pounding, screams, and yelling were all that was heard that night.

The door eventually broke down after all mirrors were broken, and they were all yelling at him. But, Tord made it through. He lumped his way to his room and locked the door behind him. He grabbed the piece of paper and a pencil.

•Break all of Matt's mirrors✅

Tord let out a big exhale. Was it really worth it? Just because a dumb piece of paper says to do it? Tord thinks it is. It creates memories. Yeah sure, it's bad, but hey! At least... Uhh at least... Yeah I got nothing it's pretty bad.

Tord just sat on his bed. He can't go out only if it's for the bathroom or lunch. Speaking of lunch, it's going to be kind of awkward... Edd "grounded" Tord. Other things follow the whole "grounded" thing. Curse having a mom friend. Tord now has nothing to do. He got up and checked the list of things to see what he can do. Maybe tomorrow since Tord just broke all of Matt's mirrors and even got a hard slap from him. He's fine though. It's from Matt, come on.

Imagine fighting a bear every single day, and the other, you get a scratch from a cat.

It's nothing compared to all of physical fights with Tom. Sober and drunk.

Tord began to remember the sad look on Matt's face and then back to his bucket list. Should he cross off 'Piss Matt off?'

Nah.

~This is inspired by YourTypicalStar's book '40 DAYS LEFT'~

Current bucket list:
•Go back to Norway with friends
•Kiss someone special
•Stop smoking
•Ride a horse
•Break all of Matt's mirrors✅
•Drink all of Edd's cola
•Replace cola with pepsi
•Spend Tom's money
•Visit Patryck and Paul
•Kill a spider without help
•Learn how to use chopsticks
•Stare at Edd while he's drawing to piss him off
•Be nice for a day (even to Jehova)
•Play a sport
•Be a cat with Ringo for a day
•Read an actual book (NOT HENTAI)
•Piss Matt off
•Piss Edd off
•Piss Tom off
•Almost die to go to the hospital
•Get free food

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Art by: Lelipop
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