·TomTord shorts·

°The bucket list 2/21

Art by: ii.tomm.ii
Source: Instagram
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Current list:
•Go back to Norway with friends
•Kiss someone special
•Stop smoking
•Ride a horse
•Break all of Matt's mirrors✅
•Drink all of Edd's cola
•Replace cola with pepsi
•Spend Tom's money
•Visit Patryck and Paul
•Kill a spider without help
•Learn how to use chopsticks
•Stare at Edd while he's drawing to piss him off
•Be nice for a day (even to Jehova)
•Play a sport
•Be a cat with Ringo for a day
•Read an actual book (NOT HENTAI)
•Piss Matt off
•Piss Edd off
•Piss Tom off
•Almost die to go to the hospital
•Get free food

1/21

Tord's pov

I sat in my room with my lunch in front of me. Edd banned me from eating with them until Matt is okay with it. I found it a butt move to just kick me out of their lives and lock me in my room until Matt says I can go, but I can't really do anything about it.

Why not mess with Edd for today for making up this dumb rule.

I went downstairs and put my sandwhich in a ziploc bag before putting the plate in the sink. Nobody was downstairs so I assume that they're in their rooms. I plopped down on the couch and turned the television on, now lazily sliding down getting into an uncomfortable position with his neck down flat on the seat, while his neck up, leaning fotward but above the seat and against the back. After staring blankly at the scrern, he felt the opposite side of the couch go down slightly. Tord turned his head to see the eyeless pineapple haired brit with half lidded eyes holding his flask in one hand with the same arm on the arm rest on the couch.

Nobody's pov

"You still watch kid shows?" The brit chuckled. Tord looked back at the screen to see Spongebob arguing with Mr. Krabs. Not talking about "this",  as he made a triangle shape with his fingers with lines following it, and not talking about "this". The sponge made a square shape with his fingers. He began to yell at Mr. Krabs about talking about "this" as he began to draw everywhere on the screen.

Eventually, the sponge was yelling at Mr. Krabs for stressing him out for telling him to go buy stuff for Mrs. Puffs, his boarding school teacher, and also getting mad for spending his money. Tord instantly sat straight up grabbing the remote and changing the channel.

Tom chuckled again. Tord looked back at the screen to see a kissing scene. Tord, again, snatched the remote quickly and changed it. The channel, again, being a.. Not so good one. Tord quickly changed the channel again and again and so on, each one being judgable from the brit. It came to thr point where Tord just turned the tv off completely.

Don't hate me. Spongebob is a show for all. It's Tom who thinks otherwise. The moment on the screen from Spongebob is season 2 epidode 36. Titled: Krusty Love.

Tom chuckled once again. Now grabbing the remote and turning the tv back on. Tom pressed the button once and the screen now showed "The Children". How? Who knows.

Just then Tord got an idea. He may not like it, but Tom is the only calm one after what he did. It's just because he doesn't care.

"Tom?" The brit looked at Tord, taking the flask away from his mouth. "What." The brit answered in more of a harsh then curious tone. "Could you... Help.. Me with something?" The Norski asked shyly. Tom raised a brow. "Depends. What is it?"

"I just need you to drive me to the store. That's all. I think Edd and Matt are still mad at me.." Tom thought for a moment. "Hmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Fine! Whatever. Put something decent on first.." Tom answered with a slight blush. "What's wrong eith the clothes I have on now-" The Norski questioned before looking down and cutting himself off.