·TomTord shorts·

The bucket list 4/21

Art by: devilcherry_chan
Source: Instagram
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By now, Tord memorized at least a few of the things on his list. And he just so happened to remember one specific one just as he passed by Tom's wallet sitting on the counter with no gaurdian near it. Tord looked left and right. Then left. Then right again. And then the wallet. He quickly looked inside and grabbed Tom's credit card and a few cash. He continued to scavenge around.

"Tord?"

Tord quickly closed the wallet and looked up to see Matt with a confused expression. "What were you doing?" Asked the tall brit. "I-I was, just.. Uhm, y-you know!" Tord was horrible at coming up with excuses right away.

"No, I don't kno-"

"Let's gooo!"

Tord grabbes his wrist and headed out the front door dragging Matt behind him. He got into the car and so did Matt. Matt sat at the drivers seat, though.

Yeah, sure, he might be dumb but he's capable. Tord crashed his car when he went for a test drive with Edd.

They made their way to the ice cream shop. Tord looked outside his window as he sat in the passenger seat. He boredly rested his cheek in front of the window, showing whoever looked inside and at the bottom if the window his one cheek on the car door with a clearly bored expression.

Soon, they made it to the ice cream shop and went inside. They were welcomed by a small bell ring when they opened the door, and a welcome from the person at the front. The two ordered what they wanted and sat down at an empty table. "So, how are you feeling now?" Tord asked in a soft tone, hoping that Matt was perfectly fine now. He really didn't want to comfort him and say comforting things to him. That's like, the opposite of what he would do. He likes guns and leads an army! He isn't some theripist.

"Yeah! Well, kinda? I'm trying to get my mind off of it." Matt responded. Tord nodded and looked away. Soon, their order was called and they got up and made their way to the guy at the desk. "Alrighty, your total will be $10.45." The person taking their order said. Tord took out 'his' money and paid for the ice cream. They thanked the worker and when they got back into the car, Matt thanked Tord.

"How about we go to the mall? You know, to buy some more stuff for you to get your mind off more." Tord said hoping that he would say yes. "Uhm, sure? If you want. It's your money anyways. Yeah. "His money". Tord gave Matt a small nod and looked back to the front. Tom will kill him if he spends most of his money. But, the list said...

Ah screw it.

"Okay, let's go to the mall." Matt nodded and backed up in the parking lot while looking back as well. Soon they made it out of the parking lot and made their way to the mall.

"Heyyy, uhh Edd? Where is Matt and Tord?" Tom asked looking left and right, but still no sign of the two. "I don't know." Edd responded. Tom sat down on the other side of the couch and watched whatever Edd was watching on the other side of him. "You do know that if the two went to do something together, it's gonna be bad, right?" Edd looked at Tom from the TV. "What do you mean?" Edd asked. "Well, Matt is dumb and Tord is a Commie who likes guns and weapons. And I don't think a blood thirsty communist and a brain dead dumbie being a duo is the greatest thing."

"Hmm." Edd thought. "WE'RE BACK!~"  Matt shouted as he kicked the door open. Edd turned to Tom. "Stop being so rude." Edd got up and went over the the two. Tom hated when Edd told him to "stop being so rude". It makes him angry how Edd doesn't even see things his way, but he eventually shrugs it off.

Tom got up and went to the kitchen where everyone else was. " Where did you guys even go?" Tom asked. Tord walked over to Tom and held his hand out that held Tom's credit card. "Thank you!~" Tord said as he placed it in Tom's hands. "What the? Where did you get this?!" Tom shouted angerly. Tord walked behind Edd and hid. "In your wallet. You left it on the counter." Tord said with a bit of hesitation in his voice. "You little-!!" Tom ran towards Tord only for Tord to pull Edd right in front of him.

Tom yanked Edd's collar and swiftly threw him aside leaving Tord with no shield. Tord quickly looked around his area ro find the closest thing to defend himself from the brit. He looked at the floor. Perfect.

Tord smiled in relief and grabbed the grey tabby cat that was in the middle of drinking water, and threw Ringo at Tom. "MREOW!" Ringo scratched Tom's face and Tom fell backwards. Tord took his chance and ran to his room and shut his door shut. He quickly locked it and ran to his bed. He pulled the covers over himself and decided to hide there for the time.

Tom stood back up as Ringo ran away from the kitchen. Tom has cat scratches scattered around his neck and decorated all around his face. He angerly marched up the stairs and didn't hesitate to use the door knob. He straight up kicked the door down and stomped towards Tord.

I'm not gonna get into detail about what specific things he did. Let's just say, it wasn't pretty. Tord knew what was coming, but as always, did not care at all.

Tom stood up and wiped the blood from his mouth off with his sleeve. Tord was trembling below him, but was trying his best not to show that he was scared of Tom of all people. Tord was curled up, so he didn't see Tom look at his desk, that held a paper in clear sight. Tord looked up slowly and saw Tom make his way towards his desk. He picked up a paper. Tord's eyes widened once he knew what it was.

His bucket list.

Tord got defensive and got up quickly with his shaky legs and kicked Tom's leg. Tom fell and hit his head on the corner of his desk leaving blood on it. Tord picked up his list that Tpm jad dropped, and dragged the passed out bruised brit out of his room by his foot. He left him right outside of his door and shut his door.

Edd and Matt came and bandaged Tom's head up with bandages after they placed him on his bed. They exited the room and went their seperate ways to their own rooms. While they did that, Tord had finished cleaning all of the blood inside of his room. He picked up the pencil and crossed out the one that made him have bruises all over his face.

Current bucket list:

• Go back to Norway with friends
• Kiss someone special
• Stop smoking
• Ride a horse
• Break all of Matt's mirrors✅
• Drink all of Edd's cola
• Replace cola with pepsi✅
• Spend Tom's money✅
• Visit Patryck and Paul
• Kill a spider without help
• Learn how to use chopsticks
• Stare at Edd while he's drawing to piss him off
• Be nice for a day (even to Jehova)
• Play a sport
• Be a cat with Ringo for a day
• Read an actual book (NOT HENTAI)
• Piss Matt off
• Piss Edd off
• Piss Tom off✅
• Almost die to go to the hospital
• Get free food

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