I WOULDN'T BE AFRAID OF SPIDERS IF I COULD JUST TALK TO THEM, YOU KNOW?
Me: Oh, hey whoa, I didn't know this shower was occupied.
Spider: Omg man, I didn't see you there.
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me: Oh that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some- you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider: Hey, thanks bud. I'll be careful.
Me: So.... Can I get out now?
Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me: Thanks, you have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
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Dumb Jokes
HumorThis book has dumb jokes, and when I say dumb I really mean it. Unless they're actually funny to you. Enjoy! Also these jokes are not mine, I take no credit for them.
