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How the fuck do you punch someone on accident

Ships: Junghope 

Words: 750

Y'all better thank the one guy I punched for this story because I remembered the story and decided to write it into smth. I have the actual story in my book titled "thas mento ilness luv" if you wanna read it because life is wild.

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"So, Hoseok, what did you do?" Yoongi asked with a raised eyebrow as he stared at his best friend. "I-I uhm panicked and punched him on accident..." Hoseok muttered, avoiding Yoongi's stern gaze. "How the fuck do you punch someone on accident-" Yoongi said, absolutely dumbfounded. Seokjin sighed. "Wait! It's like when Jimin sucked dick on accident!" Taehyung said abruptly as Jimin whipped his head to look at him so fast he got whiplash. "Hey! We said we'd never talk about that you whore!" Jimin yelled as he was about to throw a punch at Taehyung only to have Jin hold him back. "No Jimin! Calm your nonexistent titties!" Jin yelled as he stopped the other from attacking a confused Taehyung. "All of you are idiots. Now, back to Hoseok. Why'd you punch him?" Jin asked calmly. "I panicked okay! He was just there and it looked like he was leaning in for the kiss so I just punched him! I swear, I didn't mean to!" He said as he panicked harder. Yoongi rubbed his temple in annoyance. "Okay, here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna go to Jungkook's dorm, and you're going to apologize and maybe, just maybe, get dick." Yoongi said calmly. "Yoongi!" Jin scolded the younger. "We all know it's gonna happen Jin, no beating around the bush." Yoongi said as he rolled his eyes.

So that's what Hoseok did, he went to Jungkook's dorm and was anxiously knocking on his door. He heard a groan and some shuffling from the other side before a confused Jungkook opened the door shirtless. Hoseok blushed before ignoring it and looked at the confused person. "Hi kook, um, I'm really sorry for punching you and running off like that." He muttered as he suddenly felt like this was a bad idea when Jungkook just stared at him, deep in thought. Jungkook shrugged. "It's fine I guess. You didn't have to run off though." He said calmly, his tone changing to worried for the last part. "Oh, uhm, I just panicked. Again, so sorry. Any way I can make it up to you?" Hoseok asked in a worried manner as he looked up at the taller. Once Jungkook heard that, he smirked. "You can go on another date with me?" He said with a smirk. Hoseok felt his cheeks heat up but he just nodded, his mouth and throat suddenly feeling dry. They stared at each other for a little bit until they heard a yell from inside the dorm room.

"Jungkook! Stop simping and come wash the fucking dishes!" He roommate Namjoon yelled. "Shut up! I don't call you out for simping when Jimin is over!" Jungkook yelled back as he suddenly heard the sound of glass breaking. He groaned and rolled his eyes before turning back to Hoseok. "This Saturday?" He asked as Hoseok nodded and quickly said goodbye before running off.

He closed the door and faced his guilty roommate who'd dropped a plate. "You fucking cock-block I was getting somewhere!" Jungkook said, obviously annoyed as he helped Namjoon pick up the plates. "My bad. You should've washed the dishes first though." Namjoon said defensively. Jungkook rolled his eyes as he chuckled. "Whatever. Next time Jimin comes over, I'm cock-blocking you. It's only fair." Jungkook said and Namjoon groaned. This was a regular Tuesday for the two believe it or not. 

The day of the date came and everything went well, Hoseok didn't punch Jungkook when he tried to kiss him this time and they are currently still dating. Namjoon surprisingly started dating Jimin and they were planning on adopting a turtle together because what else says "we're in love", besides having a turtle together? Jin started dating his mirror because he loves himself. When Taehyung tried to make a move on Yoongi, the older said he'd smash his head against a concrete wall before that'd ever happen. So all was well and they all took a family photo. Jin had his hand wrapped around his mirror, Yoongi was holding up his pet rock who he was seriously committed too, Namjoon held his two bitches Taehyung and Jimin close, and Jungkook and Hoseok posed cutely together. All was well for the college boys.

Fin