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Competitive

Ships: Yoonseok

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I've been watching Haikyuu.

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Hoseok and Yoongi despise each other. 

Actually, despise is an understatement. Those two are so competitive it's annoying. They hate each other to the core. Yoongi dislikes how Hoseok can be positive about everything, Hoseok dislikes how Yoongi can be negative about everything. Nevertheless, they really do fit like two puzzle-pieces even if they are constantly wanting to strangle each other.

While they are competitive as shit, it helps unite them sometimes.

Like now, Yoongi is glaring at Jungkook who stuck out his tongue at him while holding hands with Namjoon. Hoseok glared at Jungkook too. Basically, a bet had been placed between Seokjin, Jimin, and Taehyung where they wanted to see who would get together first. The oblivious Namjoon and the starstruck Jungkook. Or, the oblivious rivals Hoseok and Yoongi who were the biggest idiots they've ever met. Yoongi and Hoseok share one brain-cell with the rest of the members, which isn't exactly the best thing because their shares of the cell is dedicated to music and dance.

"Hell no! I'm not letting Junglebook beat me at this!" Yoongi yelled as he got up, pulling Hoseok up too. "Yeah!" Hoseok said, getting a confused expression afterwards. "Wait what?" He asked. Yoongi sighed and glared at Hoseok. "They wanted to see if we'd get together before the mass of muscle and mass of brain do. Dumbass." Yoongi said harshly. Hoseok's eyes widened before going back to glaring. "No way in hell am I letting Jack and the Bean stock beat me!" Hoseok yelled with passion. 

Taehyung, Jimin, and Seokjin hated every second of this, but nevertheless, they were very intrigued. 

"Wait how do we win?" Hoseok asked.

"Get together, duh!" Yoongi said harshly.

"Okay! They haven't kissed yet!" Hoseok pointed out as Yoongi got a unrecognizable look on his face before nodded. "Let's go!" Yoongi said before grabbing Hoseok by the collar and kissing him. They pulled apart a few seconds later and stared at the dumbfounded members.

"We win!" Yoongi said. Hoseok nodded. Taehyung facepalmed as Jimin laughed hysterically. Their plan was working. The whole point of the bet was to get Yoongi and Hoseok together and it was working perfectly in their favor.  "Okay, then. I bet 3 cents Jungkook is a better boyfriend!" Seokjin said with a mischievous look on his face. Yoongi gasped. "No way in hell is that true!" Yoongi said as he aggressively held Hoseok's hand, who held his hand with just as much passion in return.

"I'll propose right now don't try me!" Jungkook yelled. 

"Oh yeah?!" Yoongi yelled in return. He turned to Hoseok with determination and got down on one knee. "Hoseok will you marry me!" He yelled, while holding up a stale chip he found in his pocket. Hoseok nodded.

"You're never going to beat us!" Hoseok said enthusiastically. 

That was how Hoseok and Yoongi got together. They currently live together and life is great. To this day, Jin, Jimin, and Taehyung still clown them.

The end