(Don't ask, I just needed to do this... This also includes (Y/n), and this may consist of Liza Koshy vines, Thomas Sanders and a whole lotta random vines-)
Mao and (Y/n):*spinning around*🎵I could show you the world!🎵
(Y/n) / you irl: 🎵I wish I had a boyfriend...🎵
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Badgerclops to Mao and Bao Bao: Storytime! He was very handsome, and all the ladies fell in love!
Mao Mao: *impressed*
Badgerclops: The guy that was walking him was okay.
Mao Mao: hAH-
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Mao Mao: *has a crayon*
Adorabat: Mao! Is that a WEED?
Mao Mao: No this is a cra-
Adorabat: I'M CALLING THE POLICE! *Dials 911 on microwave*
(Y/n): *picks up her phone because they ARE the police* 911, what's your emergency?
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"Who's that Pokèmon?"
Mao Mao: ITS PIKACHU!
"IIIIITS Clefairy!"
Mao Mao: FUUUUUUU-
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Mao Mao: There's only one thing WORST than a rapist. *pulls out down a piece of paper from the chart*
(Y/n): A child.
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Basically everyone that Mao blames in the last chapter:
🎵Why the fuck you lying? Why you always lying? Mmmm Oh my god. STOP FUCKING LYING-🎵
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(Y/n): Bro I saw you hang out with Tanya yesterday.
Mao Mao: B-But its NOT what you think-
(Y/n): I won't hesitate, bitch. *holds up a gun*
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Adorabat: Happy Crimus-
Also Adorabat: It's Christman-
Adorabat taking a selfie with the gang: Merry Chrysler!
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Everyone when the theme song comes in:
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Mao Mao: I am the Pure Heart gaurdian, gaurdian of Pure Heart Valley.
Badgerclops: ORANGUSNAKE QUIVERS BEFORE HIM!
Mao Mao to the Sky Pirates: FUCK OFF!
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Mao Mao to Shin Mao:
I wanna be a yoyo man! I cried Make me a yoyo man! But the yoyo master did NOT reply, he just kept on YOING.
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Mao Mao: Girls lets go for a walk!
(Y/n) and Adorabat: YAAAAY!
Mao Mao: can't forget this. *holds up a leash for children*
(Y/n) and Adorabat: 😒
Mao Mao: *being on his phone and on the leash, while the girls tug him along Pure Heart Valley*
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Sheriff Driving:
Mao Mao on the Aerocyle and in the streets: Could they go any slower?!
*people walking along the pedestrian*
Mao Mao: COOOOME OOOOON!
Sheriff being the pedesrian walker:
Sweetypie in a car: *beeps at Mao Mao*
Mao Mao: You're gonna get me? You can't get me. That's RIGHT!
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(Y/n): The way the girls laugh depending if the guys are around.
If Mao Mao is around
(Y/n): *giggles softly*
When he's not
(Y/n): hHAahHAaaHHahHhaAHaHA-
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Adorabat: What the F-Faduro kicks.
Also Adorabat: Son of a B-Butter nut squash!
ALSO Adorabat: You got a fat A- Astronaut.
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Adorabat in her birthday: *unwraps a gift to reveal an avocado* Its an avocado!... Thankssss-
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(Y/n): The main girl singing
Mao Mao: The other one with the pot
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Mao Mao: Badgerclops, go put those corndogs back.
Badgerclops: *slides backwards on the floor with the corndogs* YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO ANYTHING!
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(Want me to make a part 2??)
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Mao Mao: Hero Of My Heart! (Mao Mao x Reader)
FanfictionWARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THE EPISODES, If u havent watched the show yet, I suggest u go watch some episdoes before reading this- My very first Mao Mao x reader book, you cannot deny that you love this aggressive boi- I know that later on, I'll re...
