(You asked for it, and u got it baby-)
Author PaT: Ahh shit.... Here we go again.
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Mao Mao to Ratarang be like:
OhHHh sHiT, a rAT-
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Mao Mao and (Y/n): *posing in the snow for a picture*
Badgerclops: You guys say Colorado!
Ramaraffe on skis: I'M A GIRAFFE-
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Mao Mao to the Sky Pirates:
DON'T FUCK WITH ME! I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE-
aAAAAHHHHHHH-
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The sweetypies in a bus for a school field trip.
Pinky: *Yelling shit*
Adorabat: Parents! Excuse my potty mouth! SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Everyone but Mao: oOOHHhH-
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Mao Mao: (YYY/NN)!
(Y/n): What?
Mao Mao: Where is my CAPE?
(Y/n): wHAaaT?
Mao Mao: Where. Is. My cAPe?
(Y/n): I... Uhhh... Put it away.
Mao Mao: WHERE?!
(Y/n): Why do you need to know?
Mao Mao: I NEED IT-
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(I had to do this)
King Snugglemagne: *gripping on the edge of a cliff*
Sheriff! Sheriff, help me!
Reverse Mao: Long live the king...
King Snugglemagne: AaAahHHhahahahHHhHH-
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Mao Mao: Hello?
Badgerclops: Hey, whats up?
Mao Mao: I need your help, can you come over? *looks at the kitchen thats on fire*
Badgerclops: I can't, Im buying clothes.
Mao Mao: Well hurry then and come over!
Badgerclops: I cant find them
Mao Mao: .... What do you mean "You cant find them"?
Badgerclops: I cant find them, theres only soup.
Mao Mao: What do you mean, "Theres only soup"?
Badgerclops: .... It means theres ONLY soup.
Mao Mao: Well GET OUT of the soup aisle!
Badgerclops: ALRIGHT, YOU DONT HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME!... *runs to another aisle* Theres MORE soup!
Mao Mao: What do you mean, "Theres more soup"?!
Badgerclops: There's just MORE soup!
Mao Mao: Go into the next aisle.
Badgerclops: THERES STILL SOUP!
Mao Mao: Where ARE you right now?!
Badgerclops: I'M AT SOUP!
Mao Mao: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "YOURE AT SOUP"?
Badgerclops: I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!
Mao Mao: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Badgerclops: IM AT THE SOUP STORE!
Mao Mao: wHY aRE yOU bUyINg cLoTHeS aT tHe sOUp sToRe?!?
Badgerclop: FUCK YOU-
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Badgerclops: THIS is how you eat a BIG MAC! *Holds up a burger*
(Y/n): *smacks the burger off his hands and laughs*
Badgerclops: (Y/N), WHAT THE FU-
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Sick Mao: Deputies... I dont feel so good...
*Screams while disintegrating slowly*
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Mao Mao: *stumbs a toe* ow...
(Y/n): Bro you okay?
Mao Mao: Yeah!... Im fine!... :')
(Y/n): Oh okay. *walks away*
Mao Mao: (In a distance) aAAaAAAAHHHHHHHH-
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Badgerclops: *Takes Mao's cobbler*
Mao Mao: hahahaha.... You fool, I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE COBBLERS!
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Some sweetypie: Sheriff! The doors' frozen shut!
Mao Mao: I got this! *spits on hands* OPEN SESAME! .... Well Ive done all I could do.
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Everyone who searches up Mao Mao R34:
ITS TIME TO STOP! No more! Where the fuck are your parents?! WHO are your parents?! Imma call child protective services. ITS TIME TO. STOP.
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Couple: Mao and (Y/n)
The guy: Sky Pirates
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(I gave ya all the part 2 of this shit. I hope ya all enjoy it. But I got a question for ya all relating to the story, wut episode should (Y/n) and Mao confess to eachother? And who shoulf confess first? Let me hear ur suggestions and maybe I'll do it-)
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Mao Mao: Hero Of My Heart! (Mao Mao x Reader)
FanfictionWARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THE EPISODES, If u havent watched the show yet, I suggest u go watch some episdoes before reading this- My very first Mao Mao x reader book, you cannot deny that you love this aggressive boi- I know that later on, I'll re...
