Middle of Blood Gulch
Church: Freeze!
Donut: Hey, why the hell are you shooting at me?! You coulda hit me, dick!
Church: Can it. Don't try to play stupid with me, Sarge. I know who ya are. We've been spying on you for three weeks now.
Donut: I just got here two hours ago. And I'm not a Sergeant, I'm a Private.
Church: Wait a minute, you're not the Sergeant!
Donut: Yeah, that's what I just said.
(Whenever Matthias is using his voice filter, his lines will be maked with this: >< . If you don't remember what his voice filter sounds like, go back to "The OC Part 1", and check it out.)
Matthias: *decloacks behind Donut* >Told you he's not the fucking Sergeant.<
Donut & Church: WOAH!
They both take a few steps back in suprise.
Donut: How the hell did you do that?
Church: And what the fuck happened to your voice?
Matthias: > *To Church* That's not important right now! *Turns back to Donut* Back to matters at hand... *aims rifle at Donut* You're gonna answer some questions.<
Church: *thought* "Wow, his voice is scary as fuck!" Y-Yeah, what he said. First off, how the hell did you manage to steal our flag?
Donut: S-Steal? I have no idea what the hell you're talking about!
Tucker comes out of the teleporter between them and now has black armor.
Tucker: Three!
Church: JESUS!
Matthias: >HOLY CRAP!<
Donut: HOLY SHIT! Who is this guy?
Church: What in the hell!? Tucker? Is that you?
Tucker: How did you two get up here ahead of me?
Donut: And what's with that black shit on your armor?
Tucker: Hey! Freeze, Sarge!
Donut: Would you stop calling me a Sergeant, I'm still just a Private.
Tucker: The Sarge is still a Private? Oh. My. God. The teleporter sent me back in time.
Matthias: *sigh* >God Damnit!<
Red Base
Grif and Simmons getting in the Warthog which has Tejano music playing.
Grif: Sorry Lopez, we need the jeep.
Simmons: I'll take gunner. (takes gunner position) Let's roll.
Grif: How do you turn off the fucking radio in this car?
Simmons: (calls out as they drive off) Don't worry Lopez, I'll bring her back in one piece.
Back to Matthias, Church, Tucker, and Donut.
Tucker: Look, I know you two don't know me, but you have to believe what I'm about to tell you. Some time in your future I get stationed here in Blood Gulch, and we meet. And this guy here, he gets promoted to Sergeant of the Red Army, and we spy on them. And they get this new jeep, and I'm all like, "There is no way you can pick up chicks in a tank!"
Church: Tucker? What the fuck are you babbling about?
Tucker: I know all this sounds crazy, but he eventually becomes a Sergeant, and then one day we get a tank, and he comes and steals our flag while we're distracted.
Donut: Is this guy a retard?
Matthias: (Warthog's music gets progressively louder as he speaks) >Red? Can it. Tucker? Listen to me. You haven't gone back in time, okay? This IS the guy who stole the flag, he's just not the Sergeant. As it turns out, he's just a rookie who happens to have the same armor color as him. He got in through the back, when we were... for God's sake! WHAT IS THAT MUSIC!?<
Warthog jumps over the hill right by Church.
Grif: Woohoo!
Tucker: Holy shit!
Church: Son of a bitch! Jesus! Run!
Matthias: >RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!<
Tucker: The jeep followed me back in time!
Matthias: >No, it fucking didn't!<
Grif hops out of the Warthog as Simmons yells and fires at Matthias, Church and Tucker as they run away.
Church: Ow! Git! Ow! Git! Ow, ow!
Simmons: (in background) That's right! That's right, I got your ass! Get off your ass and run, you cock bites! Right now! Yeah, not so pretty when you gotta run are you! Yeah, that's right! Stay there! You know where your flag is? We're gonna get you! Come on! Don't be a wimp! Come on, Blue! Come on, get out there! I've got a whole barrel of love to shoot you with! Come on! Get out now! Yeah, come on out! I know you like this! Come out where I can get you! Come on! Don't be a wimp! Come on, Blue! Be tough, get out there!
Grif: What the hell is going on here?
Donut: You know what? I honestly have no idea what's going on. I think everyone in this canyon is absolutely insane.
Grif: How did you get the flag?
Donut: I don't know, I just asked for it.
Grif: Wait, that worked?
Donut: I guess. Is it not supposed to?
Grif: I don't know, we.. never even thought to try that. Just take the flag to the base, I'll explain there.
Donut: Not until someone tells me what the fuck is go-
Grif: There's no time to explain, rookie! Just take the flag, and go to base! I'll explain everything there.
Donut: Fine!
Donut starts running through the Gulch.
Grif: (scoffs) Back to our base, dumbass!
Donut: Uh, I know. I just got turned around, that's all.
Blue Base
Caboose is looking at Matthias, Church and Tucker through the sniper rifle.
Caboose: Oh man, that's not good. (looks from Church and Tucker to the Warthog) Oh my god, that jeep has a really big gun. (puts down the sniper rifle and looks back and forth) Stay here... Tank... Stay here... Tank... ..Ah, screw it. (runs off to the tank)
Middle of Blood Gulch
Matthias, Church and Tucker are hiding behind a rock, while Simmons is firing and yelling at them.
Simmons: (in background) Yeah, get going! Take that! I know you like that there! Come out! Come here! Poke your head up! Come on, Blue! Get your head out there!
Church: Well, we'll just wait here. That thing's gotta run outta bullets some time.
Beatrice: I have the sneaking suspicion that you've just jinxed us all, Church.
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Red vs Blue Season 1 /w Spartan Matthias
FanfictionFollow the famous adventures of the Reds and Blues, but this time around, with new members on board! The OCs Matthias and Beatrice are owned by Me. Red vs Blue is owned by "Rooster Teeth". Any used picture, music and Youtube video belongs to their r...
