Red Base
Simmons and Grif run up the ramp onto the Red Base where Donut is waiting with the flag.
Donut: What happened?
Grif: (panting heavily) Big... Tank... Shooting... Whooooh!
Simmons: Damn, man, we only ran like three hundred feet. You are really out of shape.
Grif: (still panting) Fuck... You...
Donut: Where's your car?
Simmons: General Patton here had a great strategy to leave it behind.
Grif: Hey, it would have worked if that tank hadn't shown up.
Donut: You lost the jeep? Oh man, Lopez is gonna be pissed. Where is it?
The Warthog suddenly flips up on the base from below by an explosion, landing between Donut and the other two. The camera cuts to a different angle to reveal Sheila in the background, this time, with Matthias in the cockpit.
Grif: What the hell..!?
Sheila fires.
Grif: SON OF A BITCH!
Donut: Oh crap! (picks up the flag) What the hell is that thing?
Grif: (crouching next to the Warthog) That's the tank!
Donut: Hey uh, Grif, uh, you wanna hold the flag for a little bit?
Sheila fires.
Grif: No, keep that away from me!
To Matthias in Sheila with Tucker and Caboose beside them. Sheila fires.
Tucker: Why did you shoot the jeep all the way over here?
Matthias: >Because I wanted to!< (thought) "So that they don't make Lopez drag it all the way back to their Base."
Tucker: And what are you shooting at now?
Matthias: (pissed) >Everything that's at the Red Base!<
Caboose: Can I try it again?
Tucker & Matthias: NO!/>NEVER!<
Caboose: Oh... OK.
Sheila: Target locked.
Sheila fires.
Tucker: Damn, you're really good with that tank, aren't you? Bow! Chicka! Bow! Bow!
Matthias: (heavy sigh) >I had the chance to learn everything about driving and using a Scorpion back in the army.<
Tucker: Cool. ...Wait a minute, what's a Scorpion?
Beatrice: (appears) The tank that Matt is using right now, is an M808V Main Battle Tank, otherwise known as, a Scorpion.
Tucker: (whistles) Nice!
Caboose: OH MY GOD! A TINY LADY!
To Donut.
Donut: I hate to be the one to point this out guys, but I think we're screwed.
Sheila fires.
Simmons: Yeah. I have to agree with the rookie on this one.
Radio sounds.
Sarge: (on radio, from a Pelican dropship) Blood Gulch Outpost Number One. Come in, Blood Gulch Outpost, come in. Do you read me? This is Sergeant-
Grif: Oh my god, Sarge, is that you?
Sarge: Roger that, Private. I am currently in-bound to your position from Command.
Simmons: Sir, (Sheila fires in the background) this is Simmons.
Sarge: Hello, Simmons. I hope everything's gone alright while I've been gone.
Grif: Actually, sir, things are kind of hectic right now. The new rookie arrived, and somehow he managed to (Sheila fires in the background) infiltrate the Blue Base, and now we have their flag, the Warthog is damaged, one of their (Sheila fires in the background) guys is dead, and there's this huge fucking tank about to destroy our base.
Sarge: (radio sounds) ... (more radio sounds) ...Am I talkin' to the right base?
Grif: Sarge, (Sheila fires in the background) WE. ARE GOING. TO DIE HERE!
Sarge: Well then hold tight, boys. I think I gotta solution to your little "tank" problem.
To Tucker and Caboose.
Tucker: Uh oh.
Matthias: What?
Pelican flies over Red Base. Back to Tucker.
Tucker: Hey, Matthias, (starts backing up) you might wanna get out of the tank. Like right now.
Matthias: Goddamnit, it's not responding! The controls are all wrong! WHO CHANGED UP THE BUTTONS ON THIS THING?
Caboose: (slowly backs away, lightly whistling)
Sheila: Night vision engaged.
Tucker: Colonel, get out now!
Shells exploding progressively nearer to the tank.
Matthias: Goddmnit! Okay, Sheila, can you open the door, please?
Sheila: Driver canopy open. (Matthias gets out and runs away) Thank you for using the M808V Main Battle-
Shell hits Sheila and the explosion turns her upside down.
Matthias: Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, oh crap! (reaches Tucker and Caboose, slightly panting) Man, that was close.
Tucker: Look at the tank though.
To Sheila.
Sheila: I'm scared, Dave. Will I dream? Daisy... (distorted, elongated) Daisy...
To Caboose and Tucker.
Caboose: Sheeeeiilaaaaa! Noooooo!
Tucker: What? No! Sheila! Sheila! W-Wait... Who's Sheila?
Caboose: Sheila's the lady in the tank. She was my friend...
Tucker: Oh, dude! I knew you could pick up chicks in a tank!
Matthias hits Tucker in the head, making him fall.
Tucker: OW!
Beatrice: (appears) (sigh) You just keep finding new ways to dissapoint me, Tucker.
Caboose: Sooooooo...
Matthias and Beatrice turns towards Caboose, who keeps staring at Beatrice, like a 5 year old at a stranger.
Caboose: ...Who's the tiny lady?
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Red vs Blue Season 1 /w Spartan Matthias
FanfictionFollow the famous adventures of the Reds and Blues, but this time around, with new members on board! The OCs Matthias and Beatrice are owned by Me. Red vs Blue is owned by "Rooster Teeth". Any used picture, music and Youtube video belongs to their r...
