Red vs Blue Season 1 /w Spartan Matthias

RvB S1 Ep11 "Knock, knock. Who's there? Pain."

Red Base

Sarge and Grif are standing next to the Warthog which is now on its side behind Red Base. Lopez is crouched over it, repairing it. A socket wrench is heard in the background.

Grif: And then I thought, you know, we could sneak around the side while they were hiding behind the rock, but uh, well that's when the tank showed up and.. shit just started blowin' up. I don't know. (sighs)

Sarge: (exhales in exasperation) Grif, do you have any godly idea how much this piece of equipment costs?

Grif: I-I don't know, uh, like, uh, what.. ten, ten.. twenty, twenty-five bucks, maybe? Uh, you-you're gonna kill me now, aren't you?

Sarge: Tell you what, Grif, I'm a fair man. I'll give you a ten-second head start here before I let Lopez do anything he wants to ya.

Lopez stops working and stands up to face Grif.

Grif: Guys, I just want you to know, I'm really, really sorry here, and-

Lopez puts down his tool for a gun.

Sarge: Five Mississippi. Six Mississippi.

Grif: (backing away) Okay, uh, I guess I better get going then.

Lopez and Sarge look at each other then turn and start firing at Grif off screen.

Grif: Hey guys, that's not funny! Somebody could get hurt here.

Blue Base

On the top of Blue Base, Tucker is standing next to Tex who is firing at something. Matthias is nowhere to be seen.

Tucker: That's basically it, sir. They have five guys over there and a Warthog.

Tex: And your flag. (reloads)

Tucker: Right, that too.

Tex takes out a grenade and prepares to throw it, but suddenly, Matthias comes up from behind her, and quickly takes action.

Matthias: >Heyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyhey- STOP!<

Matthias grabs Tex's hand before the pin is pulled, and the two are in a standoff.

Matthias: (sternly) >Tex, was it? I don't know what it's been like at your other bases, but here, we don't use fellow soldiers for target practice. Got it?<

Matthias says, looking at Tex, who has been firing "at" Caboose.

Caboose: I'm scared.

Tex stares at Matthias's visor for a minute, then slowly puts away the grenade, and starts looking over various weapons. Caboose runs up to Tex, Matthias and Tucker.

Tucker: So, you've got the Special Forces black armor, I see. Were you in the Special Forces at some point?

Tex: (looks at Tucker while reloading a gun)

Tucker: Yeah, I used to have black armor too. It was black because I got this stuff all over it from th-

Tex runs off.

Tucker: Oh, okay, you gotta go? I'll see you later.

Caboose: (whispering loudly) I don't think he likes you.

Tucker: ...Thanks.

Tucker, Matthias and Caboose run up to the edge of the base.

Matthias: >Where do you think you're going?<