Red vs Blue Season 1 /w Spartan Matthias

RvB S1 Ep18 "SPF 0"

Blood Gulch Cliffside

Church, Caboose and Tucker are standing over Church's body.

Church: I am not happy about this.

Caboose: I have an idea. ...I HAVE AN IDEA!

Tucker: Yeah, we heard you the first time, Caboose, we were just ignoring you.

Caboose: Since you possessed that Red guy, and took control of him, why don't you just possess your own body?

Church: Oh I see, so that way I would be living inside of my own dead body.

Caboose: Yes.

Church: Unable to move, just, laying there, rotting in the sun for all eternity.

Caboose: Yes.

Church: Okay, Caboose, I'll be sure to get right on that.

Caboose: I think you are a mean ghost.

Tucker: Dude, you really stink.

Church: What?

Tucker: Your body, it stinks.

Church: Tucker, the first chance we get, you are going to bury my body.

Tucker: Quit your bitching, nothing's going to happen to it.

Church: It's a freaking indignity! My body fought hard for this army, and it deserves to be laid to rest.

Tucker: Get over it, you're already dead. What's the worst that could happen now?

Caboose: Hey, Church, look, birds! Why are they flying around in circles?

Church: (as a sigh) Nuh, God.

Red Base

Grif and Simmons on the Red Base.

Grif: Okay, I'll go again. I spy something.. that begins with...

Simmons: Dirt.

Grif: Damn! How did you-

Simmons: Well, because you did rock last time. That's all that's out here, is rock and dirt.

Grif: Yeah, this canyon sucks.

Blue Base

Not far from Blue Base, Matthias and Tex can be seen, sitting next to each other on the tank, talking.

Matthias: (prosessing) >So, the old geeser did all of this?<

Tex: Yes.

Matthias: >But what could have his motive been to do all this? Maybe...< (goes silent)

Tex: Maybe what?

Matthias: >...Maybe he was trying to resurrect Mom.<

Tex goes silent for a bit.

Tex: ...What was your mom like?

Matthias: (sigh) >I don't remember much about her. She was kind, loving, but at the same time fierce, and wouldn't take no shit from anybody, especially not from dad.< (chuckles)

Tex: Do you remember what she looked like?

Matthias: >...No. That's the worst part of it. I remember her having long, blonde hair tied in a ponytail, but... (starts tearing up) No matter how hard I try, I just can't recall her face.<