Blue Base
Tex, together with Church, Matthias, Tucker, and Caboose, is standing outside Blue Base.
Tex: As far as I'm concerned, I'm square with you.
Caboose, Matthias and Tucker simultaneously turn to face Church.
Church: I saved you from a life of imprisonment. How the hell are you square with me?
Caboose , Matthias and Tucker simultaneously turn to Tex.
Tex: Because I didn't kill you back at Sidewinder.
Caboose, Matthias and Tucker turn back to Church.
Church: You know, I don't really see how not killing somebody is the same thing as doing them a favor.
Caboose, Matthias and Tucker turn to Tex.
Tex: Well, if you don't appreciate it, I could just kill you right now.
Matthias: (thought) "How long is this gonna go on?"
Church: No, you can't! I'm already dead, bitch! I guess the joke's on you!
Caboose: Stop it! Stop fighting. Can't you see that you're tearing us apart? WHAT ABOUT US?
Tex: What about you?
Caboose: We helped you too. And what do we get? Nothing!
Tex: Well yeah, but...
Church: Yeah, but nothin'. He's got a point.
Tex: I did help them get the flag back.
Matthias: >Yeah, but you were paid to do that. We rescued you as a favor. We could have just let you rot in the Red Army Prison, it wouldn't have made much difference to us.<
Tex: Fine, I'll stay here as long as it takes to help you guys win this thing. As soon as I have, I'm outta here. What do you need me to do?
Matthias: >You can start with helping me fix the tank.<
Tex: Okay.
Caboose: Wait, you-you know how to fix Sheila? ...I love you.
Red Base
To Lopez.
Lopez: Entonces le decía "tu no pesas más, yo peso más." Entonces pusimos nuestros cuerpos sobre la escala y determinamos quién tenía el peso más grande. Después de eso me llamé a mi mismo López La Pesado. [Then I would say "You don't weigh more, I weigh more." We then put our bodies on the scale and determined who had the greatest weight. After that, I called myself López The Heavy.]
Grif: Man. First he doesn't talk at all, and now we can't get him to shut up. What's he saying?
Simmons: What're you asking me for?
Grif: Well, you know, because you're of, uh, a Latino persuasion.
Simmons: Simmons isn't a Spanish name, you dumbass. I'm Dutch-Irish.
Grif: But I thought-
Simmons: What?
Grif: Eh, never mind.
Donut: ...I'm from Iowa.
Grif and Simmons: Nobody cares!
To Tucker and Caboose sneaking up behind Sheila.
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Red vs Blue Season 1 /w Spartan Matthias
FanficFollow the famous adventures of the Reds and Blues, but this time around, with new members on board! The OCs Matthias and Beatrice are owned by Me. Red vs Blue is owned by "Rooster Teeth". Any used picture, music and Youtube video belongs to their r...
