Suspect: I ain't talking
Cop: [sharpens knife] We got ways to make people talk [cuts a piece of cake]
Suspect: Can I have some?
Cop: Cake is for talkers
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Tear-able Puns & Lame Jokes
RandomA collection of puns and lame jokes, because in a world of negativity, everyone needs a reason to laugh once in a while.
# Three
Suspect: I ain't talking
Cop: [sharpens knife] We got ways to make people talk [cuts a piece of cake]
Suspect: Can I have some?
Cop: Cake is for talkers