Her: At least invite me out to dinner.
Him: I don't go out with married women, sorry.
Her: But I'm your wife.
Him: I make no exceptions.
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Tear-able Puns & Lame Jokes
RandomA collection of puns and lame jokes, because in a world of negativity, everyone needs a reason to laugh once in a while.
# Forty Two
Her: At least invite me out to dinner.
Him: I don't go out with married women, sorry.
Her: But I'm your wife.
Him: I make no exceptions.