[1st day as a sniper]
Me: [into radio] I have a clean shot at the target, Sir.
Boss: Take him out.
[Later on date]
Me: So, how long have you been a terrorist?
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# Fifteen
[1st day as a sniper]
Me: [into radio] I have a clean shot at the target, Sir.
Boss: Take him out.
[Later on date]
Me: So, how long have you been a terrorist?