[1st day as cop]
Captain: Why did you call for backup?
Me: There was a fly in my car.
Swat team leader: What exactly do you think we do?
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Tear-able Puns & Lame Jokes
RandomA collection of puns and lame jokes, because in a world of negativity, everyone needs a reason to laugh once in a while.
# Fourteen
[1st day as cop]
Captain: Why did you call for backup?
Me: There was a fly in my car.
Swat team leader: What exactly do you think we do?