Why are firetrucks red?
Because they have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight is twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and in the seas are fish, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red and firetrucks are always 'Russian' around.
And that is why firetrucks are red.
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Tear-able Puns & Lame Jokes
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