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a random thing

quick a/n: have fun reading this small chatfic based on me and my friends' chats *warning: we're kinda dummies/crackheads bear with us ^~^*

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pikanari
guys

what if we're a family

alien
hmmmm chaos

tapeman
oh yes chaos

rocknrock
that'd be cool though

bakago
STOP SPAMMING

drama kween
*spams*

bakago
TCH

pikanari
how will the fam tree
work though

alien
the word chaos
reminded me of that
greek thing

tapeman
what greek thing

rocknrock
OH THAT u talkin abt
the creation storyyy?

alien
yeah

bakago
glad to know y'all
still have your brains

pikanari
oUCh tHaT hURt

bakago
like i care

drama kween

pikanari
chaos?

rocknrock
uh first being
dark stuff yeah root
of everything blah

pikanari
ohhh that rings a bell

drama kween
:000 im proud pika

bakago
BAHAHAHAHAHA

pikanari
who's the sky god
again

drama kween
uranus

alien
ouranus

ouranos

uranus

pikanari
ur anus hehe

he got his balls
cut off right

drama kween
yeah then it turned
to sea foam then
aphrodite developed

pikanari
sooooo..

if we cut our balls

will we create
good-looking
children

drama kween
WHAT

tapeman
y'all ever heard of
"bathing"

bakago
WHAT IN THE WORLD
IS THAT QUESTION

alien
NOPE

WHAT IS IT

tapeman
it's basically getting
naked but not getting
preggy

alien
BAHAHAHAAHHAHA

pikanari
y'all if this fam tree will
follow this chaos thing

that means i cut off my
balls too early

drama kween
what

pikanari
and out came mina and
uhhhh kiri yeah kiri

rocknrock
WHAT

alien
BAHAHAHAHAH WHAT

drama kween
so basically they were
born aphrodite
style

pikanari
yes

there's a reason for their
sexiness

alien
is that a compliment

rocknrock
what im manly not sexy

m a n l y

pikanari
however kiri's sexiness
was the balls alone

and so i had to take him
out of my head

then did a fusion ritual

annnd voila kiri is born

tapeman
that must've been painful

drama kween
kinky

pikanari
pleasure and pain ugh

alien
KINKY

rocknrock
BAHAHAHHA

drama kween
and i oop--

bakago
what happened to this
conversation🤦🏼‍♂️