Well you already know by the title. This story, just like anime, will have Blooper Chapters. These are just for comedy relief and if you don't really want to continue the main story. Anyway, you can continue on now. Have fun with Team 7 on crack! And yes, there will be, and practically in most of them, foul to very foul sayings.
The group accidentally causes a Fire
It was just a bright a day in Konohagakure, everyone was just going about their day. Classic shopping, talking, children roaming around, and 3 very - and totally non-suspicious - noticeable genins we're going at each other while walking down one of the streets of Konoha.
"You've got to be kidding me Naruto! There is no way we are doing that!"
"But come on Sakura! It would be total fun not to mention it would totally wow the whole village!"
"You mean cause distress for the whole village?"
"Shut it Sasuke."
For all who didn't know, Naruto decided to come up with a totally non-idiotic idea. Blow up fireworks. Like, it's literally non-idiotic. But the part that is, the blond wanted to set it off inside one of the many stores in town and aim it outside where it would still blow up in the sky. With the help of Ino and Shikamaru that is. And I know what you might be thinking, "why is someone as smart as Shikamaru going along with such a dumb idea?" Hey, look- LOOK at me. I'm the author here, got it? Goooooot it? Okay, nice to know we on the same page. Fun fact, if you set of fireworks indoors, you will hear your mom grab the belt and whoop your ass.
"All we need is a store to set off the fireworks inside! Don't you think this will be fun Sasuke?"
"Absolutely not. I have absolutely no idea why I'm still here."
"Only foolishly foolish people filled with foolishness would foolishly do something so foolishly foolish!"
"It's not like we're gonna set them off right now! I'm not an idiot Sakura-Chan."
"The fact you even though of this proves you're an idiot."
"Hmf, no one ever appreciates my efforts of fun! But you do right Sasuke? You do right? Right?"
"Hn. I'm not in this."
"Wha- How can you abandon your boyfriend like this?! I can't believe you!"
"You are not my boyfriend you imbecile! You're not even close to achieving that spot!"
"Hmmm. So I do have a chance at being your boyfriend since that doesn't count as a complete 'no'!"
"You-"
"I think you should just leave it there Sasuke-kun. We'll be here all day if you two get in this argument again."
Laughing at the flustered face of none other than the famous Uchiha, Naruto finished secretly setting up the fireworks in the shop he chose to do it in. Making sure it was out of sight and not able to be found in case of an inspection (in other words, disguise as a snack since it's a snack shop), the three genins left the shop and went to find Ino and Shikamaru.
After some time of searching...
"Ino! Shikamaru!"
"Well look so decided to show up."
Both Ino and Shikamaru turned around and saw a very noticeable blonde waving at that while walking up with two other people which were Sasuke and Sakura.
"Guess what!"
"You went through that ridiculous idea of yours?"
"Correc- HEY! It's not a ridiculous idea!"
"Oh come on Naruto, what could be more stupid that setting off fireworks inside a BUILDING for kami sakes?!"
"Thinking that Sasuke's dead clan is still alive-"
"..." - Sasuke
"... .." - Sakura
"." - Ino
".. ...." - Shikamaru
"I didn't say that... Anyways! Let's go do something else while we wait for nightfall!"
"But what exactly?"
"Hehehehe...HEHE... I don't know. Shikamaru, control us or something."
"Why me?"
"Because, I know damn well I'll probably run off and do some more stupid things."
"Touché."
Nightfall...
"What a nice lunch that was," Naruto sighed.
"Shush! We might get caught sneaking into the store if you make so much noise!" Sakura whisper yelled.
"Why am I still here," Sasuke said to himself as he looked away with the most straight face ever.
"Shikamaru, just what are we doing here?" Ino questioned as she had a single sweat-drop on her forehead since the platinum blond couldn't even remember how she got here.
"Don't ask Ino. I'm only here because I was promised 2 weeks away from the academy with no work since Naruto said he'll cover for me," Shikamaru yawned before closing his eyes.
"Gosh, anything will work for you if it means no work," Ino said to herself.
The 5 genins were watching the shop owner leave the shop and go somewhere. Not like they cared exactly where he was going, after all, this was about fireworks. Naruto was about to jump out and into the slightly busy streets, but what he saw stopped him from doing so.
"Hey guys, look! It's Choji and Kiba!"
"What in the- what are they doing here?!"
"I remember, Choji and Kiba likes to visit that shop when they can. They normally go to the back to snack of things there."
"Hey Naruto, isn't that where you hid the fireworks?"
It took a little for the young blond to process what Ino just said but when he remembered, Sakura had to grab his hand before Naruto actually fell off the top of the rooftop they were camping on.
"You're right! Let's go!"
Jumping down, Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Ino, and Shikamaru walked inside of the snack shop and walked all the way to the back where, and apparently, Kiba was.
"Kiba?"
"Hm? Oh, hey guys! What are y'all doing here?"
"Nothing really, just came to retrieve something. Where's Choji?"
"Ah, he ate something before we came here and it ended up upsetting his stomach. He probably went to the toilet. Luckily, there was a random snack he liked back here so he took that too. Gosh, does that fatso ever stop eating?"
"W-well, was it yellow?" Naruto asked very hesitantly.
"Yeah."
"Did it have a very noticeable strong sticking out of it? Like ya know, fireworks?" Sakura questioned with a frozen face.
"If I remember correctly, yes. Why?"
"Oh shit! Choji took the fireworks!"
"They were fireworks-"
"HEY KIBA! I THINK SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH THIS BAG OF CHIPS. IT STARTED SPARKLING A LOT!"
"THROW IT OUT HERE CHOJI!"
"WHAT THE HELL? IT'LL EXPLODE IF HE THROWS IT OUT HERE!"
"WELL WHAT IN KAMI'S NAME DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?! THROW IT IN THE TOILET BOWL?"
"THROW IT IN THE BOWL? THAT'S A BIT WEIRD BUT OKAY!"
"NOOOOO!"
Running towards the bathroom of busting the door open, Naruto covered his nose while pulling Choji out of the bathroom and closing the door.
"I am very glad you were done in there before I came in, but let me ask you a question Choji. Are the bag of chips you took with you in that bathroom?"
"Someone yelled 'NOOOO' so I still have it with me. I don't know what the sparkling is about."
Everyone looked with wide eyes as they eyed the fireworks disguised as chips that were still in Choji's hand, sparkling, and very close to being set off.
"RUN! AND DROP THAT DAMN CHIP CHOJI!"
"But I like them!"
"YOU WON'T BE ALIVE TO GET MORE IF YOU DON'T DROP IT," Sakura cried out as she took Choji by the collar before forcefully dragging him out of the snack shop.
3... 2... 1... BOOM
The fireworks practically rumbled the ground before setting off. And at first, even though everyone was confused a little startled, it seems fine. Well, at least that's what the group of genins would like to think.
"Well, looks like there won't be some sort of fir- *BOOM**CRACKLE**WOOSH*"
"You mean the fire right there?"
Slowly turning around, the very scared blond was face to face with not other than a snack shop completely on fire.
"Oh fuck." - Naruto
"Bye, I shouldn't have been here in the first place." - Sasuke
"Me too." - Sakura
"Me three!" - Ino
"Me four." - Shikamaru
"If this was a horror movie, I'd leave all of you to die." - Naruto
"You wouldn't even make it 1 minute into the movie anyway, don't bother." - Kiba
Blooper finished. How was it? I tried to go for funny but I feel like I was laughing by myself on this one.
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