Animal instincts Avengers x male reader

Revolution

After walking through the streets of Sakaar for a while, Bruce started to freak out again. Thor kept repeating the same phrase but it wasn't helping, instead, it just made him more nervous.

"The sun's going down. It's getting really low. The sun's going down. It's getting really low." He told Banner rubbing his shoulders and sitting him down on some nearby stairs.

"Would you stop saying that!?" Bruce told him.

"Yeah you're starting to make me nervous," you added.

"I just need him to stay calm."

"Calm!? I'm on an alien planet!" Bruce gestured at his surroundings.

"It's just a planet. You've been on a planet before."

"Yeah! One!"

"Now you've been on two. That's a good thing. It's a new experience."

"My neurons, they're firing faster than my brain can handle the information," he took a deep breath, "The whole thing is totally different this time. In the past, I always felt like Hulk and I each had a hand on the wheel, but this time it's like he had the keys and I was locked in the trunk."

"Alright, well, you're back now, that's all that matters," Thor put a hand on his shoulder trying to comfort him.

"No, it's not what matters," Bruce told him getting more agitated, "What I'm trying to tell you, is that if I turn into the Hulk again, Banner may never come back. And we're stranded on a planet that is designed to stress me out."

"We're not stranded, I'm gonna figure out a way to get us home."

"Thank you," Bruce responded sounding relieved.

"Not your home, though. Asgard," Thor corrected.

"What?"

"Listen, my people are in great danger. We have to fight this really powerful being who also happens to be my sister."

"Okay, that is so wrong on so many... I don't wanna fight your sister. That's a family issue."

"And she's really intimidating," you added.

"Well, she's an evil being," Thor told him.

"I don't care what she is. I'm not fighting any more beings. I'm sick of it. I just told you. If I turn into the Hulk, I am never gonna come back again. And you don't care."

"No, no. I'm putting together the team. The Hulk is the fire," Thor tried to persuade him.

"Wait, you're just using me to get to the Hulk."

"What? No!"

"It's gross. You don't care about me. You're not my friend."

"No! I don't even like the Hulk. He's all like... "smash, smash, smash." I prefer you."

You raised an eyebrow at Thor knowing he had used the same argument to persuade the Hulk. He looked back at you and gestured for you to play along so you did. "Yeah who needs him when we got you."