Meltdown of the Apocalypse

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"This is wrong I tell ya!! WRONG!!!"

Kon continued to yell out angrilly as Mikoto sat on a burned park bench in the middle of a what used to be a park but was now a desolate place with dead grass and petrified trees..

Kon paced back and forth in front of the bench. "First, I wake up and find my self clutching the bossom of sweet sweet Mikoto.. which is too good to be true.. then I get my head stomped in.. and now I'm in the middle of an apocalypse!! APOCALYPSE!! Mikoto.. EXPLAIN!!!"

Mikoto shook her head. "Look.. just calm down for a sec.. do you remember anything at all from before you ended up in that box?"

"Well.. let's see.." said Kon. "I was walking along.. minding my own business you see... when I saw it.."

"Saw what?" Mikoto asked. "Come on Kon.. this is important!"

"I SAW THE IMMATURE SMALL, YET GORGEOUS BOSSOM OF MIKARIS MISAKA!!!!"

"WHAM!!!" Kon was suddenly punched into the gound.. the asphalt cracking around his face. "Owww...my..beautiful hollywood face..."

"Considering Mikaris is like the spitting image of me.." Mikoto hissed. "You can imagine how much I want to tear your head off right now and let your stuffing fly into the wind!!"

"You two are like two super hot twins..." Kon wheezed weakly. "Mikaris is the cold hot warrior goddess, and you are the cutsie goddess with a super cute sparkle in your eyes!!"

"CUTSIE!?" Mikoto exclaimed, blushing a little with embarrassment and fury. "I'm not cutsie!!"

"Y-you look so cute when you blush!!" Kon exclaimed.

Mikoto pounded Kon into the ground again. "PERVERT!!! Just tell me what really happened already!! Besides you staring at all my girl guildmate's chests!!"

"Okay okay!" said Kon. "Well anyways.. I was just walking around after that..when suddenly everything started shaking really bad!! Then there was this bright light and everything around me started disintegrating into nothing!! Even Juvia turned into dust..and Wendy!! And Levy went bye bye!! And Evergreen!! And-"

"I'm noticing that right now you're only mentioning all the girls.." Mikoto muttered.

"Then..I found myself swirling up into some sort of portal!" Kon exclaimed. "It was amazing!! And the next thing I know.. BOOM!! I coming straight into the soft still growing unripe melons of Mikoto Misaka!!! DREAMS DO COME TRUE!!"

"WHAM!!" again, Kon found himself pounded into the ground as Mikoto went red. "You... freaking.. PERVERT!!"

"Hey!! I didn't jump on your boobs on purpose you know!!" Kon exclaimed. "I was panicking from the whole end of the world!! Besides they weren't THAT enjoyable, you're pretty flat chested and have a long way to go!"

"Why you little.." Mikoto growled as she grabbed Kon by where the stuffed animal's neck would be..

Mikoto suddenly stopped.. she had just noticed something that appeared on the back of Kon's head the moment she picked him up..

Mikoto turned Kon over. "W-what is this!?"

"Wh-what!? What's on me!? I swear, whatever you find! I did not sneak into your drawers last weak and wear your panties over my head!! Though while I was there, I did find Kuroko doing the exact same- I MEAN I DIDN'T DO IT!!!"

"No, it's not that.." Mikoto said. "You have some sort of writing on your head.."

"Writing!? I don't remember anybody writing anything on me!" Kon exclaimed.

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