Steven and the SU Crew Review Video Games!

Intro

*I'm listening to "Dangerous Gaze" from the Hiei vs Sasuke Death Battle while on the computer looking at the comments from that battle.*

Me:Hmph. Salty Sasuke fans. Mad that their edgy boi lost.

Onyx:*sighs* They just don't want to accept it.

Mini Garnet:Hey. Should I get the camera ready?

Me:Yeah. Just wait until Steven and the Gems get here.

Onyx:What are we gonna review, chief?

Me:Did you not read the title? We're gonna review video games. Same as always: They request, we review.

Onyx:Didn't you have a book like....oh no. What happened to it?

Me:*sighs* Calm down. It was outdated, so I made a new one.

*DOOR SLAMS!*

Amethyst and Steven:VIDEO GAMES?!?

Me:*laughs* Yes. We are reviewing video games, you maniacs.

Steven:Hey! I'm not a maniac!

Garnet:*smiles* Yet you have given us reason to believe otherwise, Cutie Pie.

Steven:Oh come on. When have I ever given you guys reason to worry about me?

Pearl:*rolls her eyes and chuckles*

Onyx:Best we don't even humor that....just saying.

Me:*chuckles*Well, to avoid having to look back at the past, oh I don't know, 5 seasons, the movie and the epilogue series to answer your question, Steven, how about we get started with reviewing video games? You're a big gamer, so you should enjoy this, bro.

Steven:You know it!

Pearl:Hopefully nothing too vulgar...

Amethyst:Pearl, Steven is 16, not 6. He can handle it.

Me:Yeah. Even M rated games like GTA are allowed.

Pearl:What?!? Isn't GTA that game where you can kill those "prostitutes"?!?

Me:Hey! You don't HAVE to kill the prostitutes! Some of us just go on there to do missions or just have fun with friends! Not everyone goes crazy...

Onyx:*rolls eyes* This coming from the guy who has gets a 5-star wanted rating every time he gets on, kills at BARE MINIMUM 30 people online, blows up the police cars for kicks, and shoots up entire strip club! And that's just if you're bored!

*Everyone looks at me*

Me:Uh....So! Let's get started, shall we? Start sending em in guys!

Connie:Jeremy....you're depraved....

Me:*pulls out RPG* And if you don't shut up, you'll be dead.