Me:And here we are and this is actually the first Wrestling Game we've reviewed. Or really the first time I've talked about my long time standing with Wrestling Games.
Onyx:How long?
Me:I'll put it this way: I've played every Smackdown Vs Raw, every Wwe 2K and let me say this:This one we're reviewing is easily the WORST....
Amethyst:What's so bad about it?
Me:Other than the shit ton of glitches and feminist story mode that goes out of its way to make the guy character look like a dumbass?
Steven:Let's play it for ourselves.
We play WWE 2K20 and try the story mode...
Amethyst:Uh....5 minutes in and I already don't like Red.
Peridot:Yeah. She seems like a real Clod. Tre seems like a nicer person.
Me:He is. But apparently Red is supposed to be the Alpha of the two. Damn I hate how woke WWE has become....
Onyx:"Albert Asswipe"? Damn. Reily Flash needs his ass kicked for that.
Pearl:That human who's training them? He looks disgusting.
Me:He's also an asshole. Treats Tre like pure shit. Who calls their student "Albert Asswipe" and just belittles them like that?
Connie:Red isn't much better since she's not really helping Tre.
Me:Yeah. She's a lot like you, Connie: A shitty friend who'll ditch their friend the first chance they get.
Connie:Huh?!? When did I do that to Steven?!?
Me:This isn't an episode review, so I won't go back into Bismuth Casual.
Lapis:The Four Horsewomen Showcase?
Me:I didn't even play that. But it's full of glitches. That's why I just got the accelerator and unlocked everything like that.
Onyx:Normally, I'd say that's taking the easy way, but I can't blame you with how this game is.
Steven:This game is worse than Kevin....
Me:Coming from you, that means a lot.
Garnet:May I see the disc?
I hand Garnet the disc that she promptly snaps into before taking it into her room to burn.
Me:Heh! Well! Next Review!
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