Me:Alrighty. The main reason we're doing this review is because I just recently beat it. And now I'm debating on whether to do New Game+
Onyx:Well, let's cross that bridge when we come to it. Oh yeah, since you'll be at work tomorrow....
*Angel(Onyx's wife) comes in and gives me a kiss on the cheek*
Angel: Happy Early Birthday, Jeremy.
Me:Aww. Thanks, guys. Still can't believe I have to work on my Birthday, but eh. Now shall we review this awesome game?
*Steven comes in with the Gems*
Me:Hey! Just in time!
Pearl:Are you going to bring Connie back to life?
Me:As soon as Cat Steven and Lion stop using her dead body to answer "Nature's Call". Then I'll bring her back.
Steven:Uh....
Amethyst:Hehehe...
Pearl:WHAT?!? *Sees Cat Steven and Lion* YOU TWO GET AWAY FROM HER!!!
Garnet:*sighs* So what game are we reviewing?
Me:A Game I recently beat: Final Fantasy 15.
Peridot:Is that one of those Are Pee Gees you play, Steven?
Steven:*laughs* Yeah. It's an RPG. And yes I've played it. Noctis is so cool.
Lapis:That Ardyn...
Me:I know. I couldn't wait to slice that fucker with my Royal Arms.
Garnet:*smiles* I love the feeling of love and camaraderie in this game.
Amethyst:Yeah. Noctis, Prompto, Ignis and Gladio seem more like family than just friends.
Me:I know. Even though Gladio honestly pissed me off a couple of times, especially with how he was insensitive when Noctis was grieving over Lunafreya.
Amethyst:Prompto is my fave, though. I can relate to him the most. Just wanting to be accepted even though you know you're different from everyone else.
Me:True. After going through Prompto's DLC, I just wanted to hug him. The whole reason he was so chatty is because he wanted to fit in. He was afraid of losing his friends because he feared they wouldn't accept him if they knew what he really was and where he came from.
Bismuth:Ignis is my favorite. He's the one keeping the team together and being the glue and voice of reason.
Steven:Reminds me of two Gems I know, huh Garnet and Bismuth?
Garnet:*Blushes* Oh stop...
Bismuth:Steven, come on. You're making me all flustered here.
Steven:Heh. Anyway, what about the combat?
Me:Loved it. I'll admit it was hard to get a good grip on Warp Striking, but I became a pro at it.
Onyx:So! Where would you rank Noctis among the many FF protagonists?
Me:My Top 5:
1:Cloud
2:Zack
3:Squall
4:Noctis
5:Tidus
Amethyst:What about Lighting?
Me:She is the SJW's attempt at trying to get into Final Fantasy. There are WAY better female FF characters than that Mary Sue.
Onyx:Heh. Like Tifa Lockhart?
Me:HEY! YOU LEAVE MY WAIFU OUT OF THIS.
*Everyone laughs as Pearl drags Connie's dead body over to us. We all hold our noses...*
Steven:Ugh! Man, what do I feed Lion and Cat Steven?!?
Peridot:Please tell me bringing her back will get rid of that stank?!?
Me:Yes. It will.
* I snap my fingers and Connie is clean and back to life again*
Me:Now then! Let's move on. Keep em coming guys!
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