Me:OK. Before we begin: This game ain't getting no love. Fair warning.
Amethyst:Is this The Last Of Us 2?
Peridot:Uh oh...
*Me and Onyx look at a seething Steven...*
Steven:This....game.....
Me:Let's just get through this. First off: I get what some will say:
"How do y'all expect this to live up to the first game?"
Me:Well it could actually fucking try for starters! First off: Fuck Abby and Ellie! The way Joel was killed off in favor of these two pisses me off to no end!
Onyx:It's like if they killed Kratos in God Of War PS4 and expected you to automatically like his son. That's what was happening here Joel dies and we're automatically supposed to LIKE this bitch named Abby?
Amethyst:The whole game was a damn joke.
Connie:Yet it won a bunch of awards, including Game Of The Year. So your points of it being bad are invalid.
*BANG!*
Me:So is your life.
Onyx:How this absolute trash heap won ANY awards, let alone Game of The Year, is beyond me.
Me:Because Neil Cuckmann paid off a bunch of people to not bash this piece of shit game. I swear: When I saw his face after the announcement that this game won GOTY, I wanted to just punch something. Even worse: Just the way he looked told me he KNEW this game shouldn't have won!
Onyx:The video game awards had so many snubs: The Best RPG should NOT have been FF7 Remake. I don't give a damn: Ports and Remakes should not qualify.
Steven:*calms down* This game was horrible. Ghost Of Tsushima should have won GOTY.
Me:Yet another game that was snubbed. I'll end this by saying Ellie is now one of the worst female video game characters to me. And Abby can go fuck herself. Both of them suck ass.
