Me:First off; Thank you to my bro EndieStories for telling me about this phenomenal game and encouraging me to buy it and play it. This game....is just so damn amazing.
Onyx:That it is. Shall we begin the review?
*We play the game. Afterwards...*
Steven:Spider Man is my favorite Marvel hero. Actually he's my favorite hero overall.
Me:Same. And I think we like him for the same reasons.
Pearl:And what reasons what those be?
Amethyst:Yeah. Spidey is cool and all. But he's still kind of a nerd underneath all that.
Peridot:Yeah. It's like Peter Parker and Spider Man are two different people even though they're the same person.
Steven:Hear me out. True, Spider-Man isn't a powerhouse like Superman or a gritty vigilante like Batman. But what makes him better than them? He's more human.
Me:Easily the most human superhero there is.
Connie:What do you mean?
Steven:The responsibility of protecting the city, trying to manage a stable relationship, the demands of every day life such as having a job. He juggles both human and superhero responsibilities just like I try to juggle my human and Gem sides of my life. That's why I like Spidey so much. I relate to him.
Garnet:*smiles* That's a nice way of putting it, Steven. And I have to agree.
Connie:Though Spidey balances his life better than you do.
Me:Maybe if he didn't have a bratty bitch like you stressing him out, it would be easier.
Peridot:Steven seems more at ease when you aren't here, Connie.
Connie:What?!?
*FWIP!*
*A web covers Connie's mouth!*
*FWIP!* FWIP!* *FWIP!*
*Three more webs now trap Connie's arms by her sides!*
*FWIP!*
*And an Impact Web slams Connie against the wall, sticking her to it as Spider Man swoops in through the window!*
Spider Man:Guess we can chalk up "Girl Problems" as another thing we have in common, Steven.
Steven:*laughs* Yeah. Thanks, Spidey.
Spider Man:Anytime! *Web Swings away!*
Me:Well. I'd say the hardest fight for me in this was:
Onyx:You died so many times on this.
Amethyst:Well duh! It's a two on one!
Lapis:You had trouble with it too, right Steven?
Steven:Yeah. It was a pain. But the story was great.
Me:Best Villain goes to Doctor Octopus. This game ALMOST makes me forgive Marvel for that God Awful comic storyline where Doc Ock switched bodies with a near death Spiderman...
Onyx:Oh God. Please no. We don't talk about that. And we sure as Hell don't talk about "One More Day"....
Me:MOVING ON!
Amethyst:*laughs* Anyway. As far as my pick for best villain? Gotta go with Martin Li AKA Mister Negative.
Pearl:I'd say he's the most tragic.
Me:Nah. I liked Li, but the game made it too obvious he was in charge of the Demons.
Garnet:I liked Silver Sable.
Me:She was a bitch, though.
Lapis:Yeah. That's why she was a Villian for the most part.
Me:True. So! All in agreement that this game is awesome?
