Me:And we're back just in time for the Game Awards!
Onyx:If The Last of Us 2 wins, we riot.
Me:Definitely. That game does NOT deserve GOTY. But we aren't here to review that shitshow of a sequel. We're here to review a much better sequel: Red Dead Redemption 2!
Onyx:AKA The game with one of the lowest completion rates there is....
Steven:What's that mean?
Connie:It means that there aren't that many people who've finished it.
Ronaldo:Not surprised with how long it is. It commits the cardinal sin of being BORING!
*Everyone looks at Ronaldo*
Onyx:Uh....
Amethyst:WHO LET THIS UNHOLY THING IN THE HOUSE?!?
Garnet:*slams Ronaldo against the wall* WHO BROUGHT YOU HERE?!?
Pearl:And you better not lie and say Steven did.
Steven:In this case? I didn't.
Amethyst:Does that mean we can kill him this time?
Me:HOLD IT! I'm the one who brought him in here!
Everyone else:
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Me:Because I hate him as much as anyone. Besides, at least this means someone else other than you will be the punching bag, Connie.
Onyx:At least for this chapter anyway.
Pearl:If he even breathes the wrong way, it'll be his last.
Steven:Anyway! Onto the game!
*We play it*
*But we stop at the party after rescuing Sean*
Amethyst:Yeesh. I can see why this game barely has anyone who finished it!
Ronaldo:Um...I think you meant to say "I think I know why barely anyone finished this game."...
Amethyst:Did I ask you to correct me?
Ronaldo:Um...no?
Lapis:Then shut your mouth. If she wanted your opinion, she and the rest of us would beat it out you.
Steven:Moving on! I normally have characters that I can say I like, but all of them seem...how do I say this....
Amethyst:They all seem like assholes? Same here, Steven.
Steven:Not what I was going for, but OK.
Me:I get what you mean. Even Arthur Morgan isn't exactly the best person. But honestly that's the whole point of his character. He knows and accepts who he is and what he's done. And he knows that all he can really do is try and move on.
Pearl:Well I suppose that's commendable but then there's characters like that shifty Micah Bell...
Me:Ugh. Don't get me started on him. I don't trust him or Dutch.
Amethyst:Yeah. This feels like one of those "The Villains you're fighting aren't actually the villains" type of thing.
Connie:Where you think characters like Dutch are the good guys here but there's just something off putting about them.
Me:Well considering I myself have yet to finish the game, I'll see for myself when the time comes. Until then, keep em coming guys!
