The Pirate and His Fish II (Sequel POTC Story)

Jack's Plan

There it was. The Black Pearl. Never had Kat been so happy to the that damn ship before in her life. As she and William rowed towards the island where the ship was Kat began to worry.

"It's empty?"

"Jack always leaves at least a few people behind to make sure the ship is alright." Kat said disbelievingly.

The walked on in to the jungle in an attempt to find Jack or at least someone they knew. The thought of seeing Jack again made Kat's heart beat rapidly. Would he be happy to see her?

"The parrot!" Will exclaimed. "They've got be around here somewhere-" he was cut off immediacy as he stepped on a trap. The trap lifting William up in to the air by one of his legs as he dangled.

"Don't eat me." The parrot squawked incessantly.

"Will are you okay? Let me-" a dart shot to the neck shut Kat immediately as the collapsed on to the floor.

From Kat's side of things, everything was black.

"This is the last time I go anywhere with you Will!" Kat yelled out to William as she hung from a bamboo stick. Her hand and feet were bound to the bamboo holding her in the air as some creepy natives hauled William and Kat away.

As they entered the village drums beat all around they. They were carried to a center of the village where a large fit pit was, ready to be lit and before a throne which was currently occupied by a man sitting all regal like as a king would do.

This man looked all too familiar.

He wore a loose billowy white shirt, a red sash, brown trousers and boots. His handsome tan face had been painted over with paint in a weird design-three eyes were colored onto his cheeks as well as his eye lids, making it seem like his eyes were open.

Her voice came happily, "Jack!"

Jack's eyes immediately flew open and stared at the girl in shock.

Seeing Jack, Will started to laugh in relief, a smile crossing his face. "Jack? Jack Sparrow. I can honestly say I'm glad to see you."

Jack regained his composure after hearing Will speak up. He acted as if he didn't know them.

Kat immediately went in to a penetrating fear state. If he didn't recognize them they would be screwed. "Jack! It's us! Kat Williams and William Turner!" Seeing her words taking no effect she spoke up again sadly, "Jack it's me."

"Pah se ko,"Jack said to one of the natives.

This is preposterous. Kat thought to herself.

"Teen dada, eeseetis," one of the natives replied, stomping a staff on the ground. Everyone around him nodded and repeated, 'eeseetis' in a small voice agreeing with what was said.

"Tell them to let us down!" Will said to Jack. Kat nodded in agreement.

"Jack so help me God if you don't let us down! I will rip your dreadlocks off one by one!" Kat screamed losing her temper. What an asshole pirate.

Jack ignored the pleas from Will and Kat. "Kele lam. Nom piki piki, nom minsi winsi," Jack said using one hand to gesture towards Will. Then he approached Will's backside. "Lam seisei, eunichi. Snip snip." For a moment the cannibals looked confused but Jack cleared their confusion by making a scissor like motion with his hand.

"Eunichi," they repeated slowly, nodding their heads.

"You've got to be joking." Kat said disbelievingly. Only Jack would teach these uneducated people his favorite word.

"Jack, the compass, it's all I need," Will told him, explaining the reason why him and Kat were here in the first place."Elizabeth is in danger-"

"We were arrested for trying to help you," Will continued. "She faces the gallows!" Hearing this Jack hesitated for a moment, digesting what the whelp had said. Then he promptly turned around, walking back towards the cannibals.

"Seiserom shup shup sha smame mame shuku, savvy?" He asked the natives. "Maliki liki," Jack said before using his hands to wave away at Will in a 'shoo' motion.

Just before Will could be carried away Jack leaned in and whispered, "Save me!"

Hearing his quite plea for help, Will looked at Jack in confusion as he was carried off. Panic began to fill him for he had know idea what was to happen to him. "Jack, what did you tell them?" He asked desperately." No! What about Elizabeth? Jack!"

"Jack what the hell are you doing?" Kat cried out. Had he lost his bloody mind?

Before the others could carry Kat off, Jack stopped them. "No Malikili. Me watchey watchey clos clos er."

The natives agreed and cut off the bonds holding Kat. She hit the ground with a large thud. Jack took this time to shoo away the natives. Once they were gone he helped Kat up.

"Hello, luv." He smirked. Oh how Kat hated to admit how much she's missed that smirk. Even with all the dirt and makeup on him he still looked handsome as ever.

Unfortunately, Kat was far too angry and upset to be charmed. Instead of swooning she sent him a well deserved smack to the face.

Jack rubbed his now bruising cheek, "Well good to see you too, luv." He muttered.

"What the hell was that all about? Where are they taking Will? Jack where have you been and where is the crew?" Kat yelled out all of her questions rapidly.

Jack groaned, "Too many questions and not enough rum."

"Jack! What is going on? Untie my hands!" Kat yelled looking down at her wrists that were uncomfortably bound by the rope.

He sighed and sat back on his 'throne', "No can do Kat."

She opened her mouth to yell at Jack but stopped herself, "Did you just refer to me as, Kat?" She smiled. "No nickname?"

"Full of surprises, KatFish." He winked. Oh how he missed her. The dark mysterious eyes, sexy black curly hair, and pouty lips.

She blushes slightly but managed to get back to the point. "Jack what is going on what are we going to do? Are these people going to hurt us?" A panic was evident in her voice.

"Hmmm, not hurt us but more like eat us." He responded nonchalantly.

Kat's brown eyes widened as she was overcome with fear, "EAT US? JACK YOU BECAME THE KING OF CANNIBALS?"

Jack rubbed his temples as he let the girl shriek at him. If he wasn't so damn infatuated with her he would have knocked her out by now. "Luv, I understand yer concern but there isn't a time for this right now. Soon the cannibals will be back to tie my up and roast me. Those drums," he motioned to the 'drum' set in the corner of their clearance, "will begin and my life will end."

"Your life? Jack they're going to kill you? And you're going to let them?" She yelled again. This is supposed to be the most fearsome pirate in the Spanish Main!

"Aye, so I suppose that a goodbye kiss is well in order, yes?" Jack smirked.

She scoffed and began struggling in her bonds. "I cannot believe you. Fight! Do something! You can't just die on me after I've come all this way to find you!"

Jack grasped her arms stopping her from moving. "Luv, if you think for even a second that I don't have a plan to get out of here, you haven't got the slightest clue clue who I am." His eyes sparked with mischief and Kat's frown turned in to a large grin.

"You're Captain Jack Sparrow." She smiled at him while shaking her head.

He tapped her nose, "Aye." He jumped back and began pacing around as usual. "Now I have an idea but it will require your absolute understanding and cooperation."

"Jack..." She said uneasily.

"Sorry luv!" He said not very apologetically. He took a wooden pole next to him and hit her over the head, knocking her out. "She isn't going to be to pleased." He huffed and swung her body over his shoulder and took off running.