Chapter One

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by lAnAruLeS

by lAnAruLeS

Los Crackheados

CrackheadTae:
sup ma dudes

TheonlyJun:
Why the hell are you up
It's two in the morning

Soobie:
I agree with Yeonjun
Why exactly are you up so early

Hyuka:
oh look, the oldies are up
and soobin its not early considering he hasn't slept at all

TheonlyJun:
And how would you know that Kai?
P.S. not an oldie

Hyuka:
cus we've been texting since like 11

Soobie:
So you're telling me that you guys have been texting for that long, and Tae still decided to wake the rest of us up?

CrackheadTae:
i woke you guys up bc kai is too stupid to help me with my math homework

Hyuka:
^^ true dat

TheonlyJun:
Wait wth
We had math homework?

Hyuka:
yeonjun didn't know ab the math homework bc he was too busy staring at soobin the whole time

TheonlyJun:
Kai I stg if you don't shut the hell up rn

Beomgyu
I STG IF ALL OF YALL DONT SHUT THE HELL UP. IM TRYING TO SLEEP

CrackheadTae:
so no one is going to help me w my homework?

Beomgyu:
go tf to sleep rn or i'll beat ur ass at school tomorrow
Read 2:15 a.m.

The next day:

While Yeonjun was putting his backpack in his locker, he felt someone grab his shoulders. When he turned around, he saw Kai grinning like an idiot.

"Yes?" Yeonjun asked, turning back to face his locker. "Can I help you?"

"Like I need grandpa's help." Kai said laughing, "Anywayyys, what's up with you and Soobin? Do you like him? You kinda left me hanging last night."

"We're both straight you dumbass." Yeonjun said, closing his locker.

"It doesn't seem like it." Kai said, looking suspiciously at his friend.

"And plus, you and Taehyun flirt with each other LITERALLY all of the time. You don't hear us asking if y'all are dating." Yeonjun said in response to the younger's remark from earlier.

"Yeah cause that's how we mess around. You and Soobin never flirt around, you guys just get super awkward when someone asks if you guys are together."

"I don't get why we shouldn't be awkward considering that you guys know that we're both straight, but continue to ask us if we're together".

"Well, when you put it like that, it sounds reasonable." Kai said laughing as Yeonjun walked to class.