The Gamer [Clifford]

1.0 Satan's waterfall

Tbh this chapter is weird....happy birthday you shit.
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I woke up to the feeling of a small child jumping on me then one grown boy, then another, then another. What the fuck.

I opened my eyes to the sound of Michael groaning. But when they opened I didn't see Michael or Lauren I came face to face with an Ashton Irwin. "What the fu-"

"No cursing there are baby ears around." Ashton cut me of mid sentence.

"I'm pretty sure Lauren has heard worse." I said pushing him off the side of the bed.

"What the fuck?" He yelled as he feel down with a thud on the floor.

"Ashton Fletcher watch your language there are children around." I said to him watching him while he glared back at me on the floor.

I flipped over and saw Lauren tangled in Michael's arms while Luke and Calum laid on top of him. "What is everyone doing in here?" I finally asked and Lauren spoke up "Calum made me breakfast once I woke him up." She smiled at me then Calum. I looked at Calum and he smiled at me and said "we were just returning the favor." What ever you shit.

I smiled at him, sarcastically of course and got out of bed almost stepping on Ashton. "Ops sorry." I said stepping over him. Actually I'm not. I don't know what the fuck my problem is today that had me all pissy but I just feel like I want to punch someone in the face.

I walked into the kitchen and looked around. Trashed. Trashed, the place was completely trashed. There were empty food containers everywhere, with half eaten breakfasts and dirty dishes thrown about the room. "Boys!" I yell and I thought a fucking herd of elephants were running down the hallway but no, it was just 3 very clumsy heavy walking man children.

"What the fuck happened here?" I asked looking around the room pushing a half empty plate of pancakes closer to the counter so they wouldn't fall. "We made breakfast." Luke smiled very pleased with what they had done. "For who? The fucking whole of Australia." They just looked at me. Jesus Christ. I took a deep breath and just walked to the bathroom. I felt the familiar feeling of a pain I was very used to coming on.

"Fucking great." I whispered as I knew this was just the beginning of a very long week. I walked back to the bedroom and shut the door and looked back to Michael who was sleeping on the bed. I laid back down next to him and he wrapped his arms around me.

"Mikey." I whispered as I didn't know if he was really awake at this time.

"Hmm" he mumbled, he was awake, good.

"I'm going to kill your boyband."

"We aren't a boyband, but why?" He asked opening his eyes.

"They made a total mess in the kitchen and every fucking little thing they do makes me want to rip their heads off today and I just can't deal with them or I'm going to end up punching poor Luke in the face." I said quickly in one breath. He just sat there laughing, and it really pissed me off. "Now I want to hit you." I said turning away from him, but letting him keep his arms around me.

"Why do you want to hit everyone in the face today?"

"Cause."

"Cause why?" He asked poking my arm, over and over and over.

"BECAUSE I HAVE MY PERIOD YOU DICK." I yelled grabbing his finger and pushing it away.

I know that most girls don't act like complete psycho bitches on their periods but me, I'm another story. I'm not usually like this but all the stress and the traveling has gotten to me and I'm cracking.