𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐎𝐒𝐌 , 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘤.

―𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭, 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫 (𝐡.)

𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫 :
𝚠𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚝𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚔

( brynn harper and the three roy's )

the e-boy harper
brynn, if you get a call from batman,
we're sorry

the pretty harper
fuuuuuuuuuuckk

the dad harper
it wasn't my fault. i tried to stop
them!

the buFF harper
you were encouraging it,
will!

the pretty harper
what did you IDIOTS do
this time!?

the pretty harper
i swear to god, if you guys pained
the batmoblie pink AGAIN
i am disowning all of you

the buFF harper
well, we didn't do that

the e-boy harper
no, we learned our lesson the first
time

the pretty harper
so what did you do?

the pretty harper
spill before i lock you guys in a room
with the wayne kids

the e-boy harper
cool, so like dick and tim and...
steph and...

the pretty harper
i'm talking jason, octavia, delilah
and damian

the e-boy harper
fuck

the buFF harper
i told her what we did last time. will,
it's your turn

the buFF harper
plus you're her favorite

the pretty harper
i do not have favorites asshole!

the e-boy harper
you have favorites

the pretty harper
two examples and i won't yell at you
guys for whatever you did no matter
how bad it was

the buFF harper
one time i was getting cookies and
you slapped my hand and shouted
at me. then will came into the room
and you offered him cookies. the
same cookies i tried to eat

the pretty harper
that's one

the e-boy harper
you punched me in the face. that's
my example. you punched me in
the face

the dad harper
and you always... ALWAYS pick me
to go on missions with you. like
ROY HAS A FULL ASS CANON ON
HIS ARM, TAKE HIM!!

the buFF harper
you actually gave me dog food one
time to eat for dinner. and what did
you give will and roy? pizza. PIZZA

the pretty harper
fine! fine. you win.

the pretty harper
and that dog food thing was an
accident! i was tired okay!? i'm a
tired mom!

the e-boy harper
so... no punishment?

the pretty harper
i GUESS not

the pretty harper
but you have to tell me what you did

the dad harper
we painted the batwing pink

the pretty harper