(Part1)
Girl: Hi Crush
Boy: Seen
Girl: Kumain ka na crush?
Boy: Seen
Girl: Ayyy seener siya oh
Boy: Seen
Girl: Ang pangit mo pala crush?
Boy: COULD YOU PLEASE DON'T TALK TO ME AND SECOND IM.NOT.UGLY!
Girl: Hindi ka pa tuli crush no?
Boy: Seen
Girl: Huwag kang mag-alala crush sasamahan naman kita ehh?
Boy: Anong akala mo sakin bata?
Girl: So hindi ka pa talaga tuli crush? 😯
Boy: TULI NA AKO OKAY?! (Sabay log-out)
Other day...
Girl: Good morning crush 😊
Boy: Seen
Girl: Alam mo gusto talaga kita
Boy: THE FEELING IS NOT MUTUAL CAUSE I DON'T LIKE YOU AND WILL NEVER BE!!!
Girl: (nasaktan si girl sa sinabi ni boy pero pinagsawalang bahala niya nalang ito) I dont care just let me love you
===GROUP CHAT NG MGA KAIBIGAN NI BOY===
Boy1: Pre diba sabi mo may babarng crush ka?
Boy2: Oo nga pre
Boy3: May dare kami sayo
Boy4(crush ni girl):oo pre naiinis na nga ako dun ehh at ano namng dare yan?
Boy1: Make her your girlfriend for 1 month then break her heart
Boy4(crush ni girl):I dont like her
Boy2: Dare lang naman pre and if you disagree you will give us 10k each and vice versa
Boy3: Payag ka na pre?
Boy4(crush ni girl): Sige na nga kahit nanfidiri ako (napipilitang pagpayag ni boy na crush ni girl)
Nalita ni boy na online si girl kaya chinat niya ito
Boy: Hey
Girl: Hala first time na nauna ka magtext sakin crush ha
Boy: I have something to tell you
Girl: What it it?
Boy: ummm... I like you already can you br my girlfriend?
Girl: (omg! Totoo ba to?! Hindi makapaniwalang sabi ni girl sa isip niya) Yes i will be your girlfriend
Boy: I love you (this is just a dare pagtitiisan ko nalng siya for 1 month)
Girl: I love you too
GROUP CHAT NG MGA KAIBIGAN NI BOY
Boy4(crush ni girl): Mapasagot ko na siya dude
Boy1: Good mukhang talo na kami
Boy2: Huwag kang mainlove sakanya pre
Boy3: After 1 month hiwalayan mo na siya
Boy4(crush ni girl): Yeah I know
===AFTER 1 MONTH===
Girl: hubby
Boy: Seen
Girl: Happy monthsary hubby I didn't thought that we could reached 1 month
Boy: I have something to tell you
Girl: What is it?
Boy: Let's break up
Girl:(naiiyak na nagtatype si girl) W-why?
Boy: I don't really love you it's just a DARE (naglog-out agad si boy pagkatapos nun)
Girl: (Grabeng iyak ni girl dahil hindi niya akalain na lahat ng pinakitang gestures ni boy ay KASINUNGALINGAN lang pala LAHAT)
Who wants part two?
