Reborn in KHR but as a GIRL!

Prologue

You guys know all the standard reincarnation tropes right? You Know; fantasy, Sci-Fi, standard with the occasional game or anime options thrown in? Well I didn't have those options thrown at me, nooo I had just the one option thrown at as apparently the god (I think?) said that all the other options had their particular allocated slots filled. I haven't even gotten to the best part yet I could only choose between two that I had last watched..... They were KHR (Hitman Reborn) or Beelzebub. The two were fun animes to watch but having to pick one to live in now that's a whoooole other different ball game I mean seriously it's a matter of deciding how much crap I was willing to get stuck in, on the account of there's destruction and fighting galore (enough to make most fighting and mech animes jealous) in Beelzebub I reluctantly chose KHR.

I bet most of you are curious about why I started with that and not the usual how did I die? Well let me level with you I didn't ask and demanded not to be told..... Yes that's right I DIDN'T want to know enough to demand it from a god. I figured that I had enough health problems that would kill me eventually one way or another that I didn't want know, I'd had a pretty short run but longer than some friends so I couldn't complain after 32 years. Oh and I was male Steve Wolfe at your service, no, no relation to the actor.

Right where was I? Oh yes I had just chosen to reincarnate to KHR with a hope however faint that I didn't get dragged into the plot you know cos plot armour, so with that out of the way we got down to the selection of gifts which actually surprised me not expecting any considering the world choice. Whilst I was standing/floating? There the god brought up the option of the first gift which was which flame did I want? Now I had never read the manga but did watch the anime and chose the snow flame option, as I didn't remember it popping up making my getting dragged in unlikely.

Next up was attributes and I chose unsurprisingly for most but I felt most needed was genius as I felt I could do better if I could actually understand the subject material properly (My secondary school grades could attest to this), next up I chose strength as I wanted a fit or rather healthy body. Finally I chose something I saw as non-negotiable I wanted my iPod and headphones with the indestructible trait, I was NOT willing to give up my music, it took me ages to build my library up to the point I was happy with it. Wouldn't you be the same? No? Then shame on you other than watching anime what would you listen to when doing everything else? Tut tut tut shame the shame. God did look at me stupid when I asked for them to be indestructible though so I passionately explained my reason, as well as sheepishly explain I didn't want the iPods headphones jack to break like my last five *teary puppy eyes* God sighed then wished me well with a smirk. I had shivers going up my spine at that as I suspected he had a surprise in store and boy was I right.....

3rd POV

In Nanimori General Hospitals maternity ward a purple haired woman was giving birth whilst literally crushing her husband's hand to the point of nearly breaking the bones in said hand, with a slight grimace on the built man's face he tried encouraging her

"Come on Coco you can do it nearly there now arrrgh!" when she finally broke a few bones in his hand with her latest push, not that she noticed (AN: I'm writing this but Jesus what strength) the baby's head had just crowned meaning the most painful part was almost over. A minute later the baby was finally out and the new father was asked to cut the cord, whilst thankful it was his left hand crushed he took the proffered scissors and gingerly cut the cord where indicated and requested the other nurse for a doctor for his hand.

MC POV

Huh what's this? I feel warmth be splashed over me, whilst pondering that I was gently? Rubbed down and wrapped in something soft whilst I was being carried I tried opening my eyes *blurry* I thought. I had forgotten that babies have poor eye sight when born; I was gently passed over to who I assumed was my mother by the warm and gentle voice

"Look darling our baby isn't it beautiful?" (Woman)

"Well done dear, nurse what gender is our child?" (Man)

"Congratulations it's a healthy baby girl" (Nurse) nani? GIRL?

"GYAAAAAAAAA" (Me) the woman started to gently rock me back and forth at which point I promptly passed out from the shock of my gender.