Reborn in KHR but as a GIRL!

Chapter 9 - Enter the idiots

AN: I nearly scrapped this chapter in favour of something else trying to wrap my head around approaching these charactes. After taking a break watching some youtube channels I came back to it fresh and like how it came out. Without further ado enjoy.

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It's been a year since I've "inherited" the orange pacifier and life has changed drastically, Outside of missions Lal Mirch has been spending all her time with me. Thanks to that though I feel closer to Lal and feel as though we've become sisters in truth if not by blood, she's been helping with my training whenever she's free which has helped my sniper training a lot (what else was I going to call it?). What about my other Arcobaleno you ask? Hum let's see Verde being Verde has moved his lab to Nanimori with his personal lab being in our "new" basement, Viper comes back now and then to offer me investment advice for a "family discount" and periodically train with Mukuro for another small fee. Skull comes back to complain about his job with the Carcassa family and Reborn/Colonnello picking on him, once He lets his overcompensating cocky attitude go he's actually quite a sweet character when you get to know him.

Colonnello comes back on vacation from his job every three months; he's just like his character in the anime with his cocky outlook on life though it reminds me of a certain turf top. Lastly we come to Reborn who actually spent three months here before his next job came in, mother henning me whenever I trained to my exasperation I know why he does it though but I can't convince him otherwise. When the dispatch came in with his next job the glint in his eyes was rather dangerous at the thought of leaving, he told me he was going to train the Heir to the Cavallone.... Sorry Dino looks like you're now enduring the extra "S" course courtesy of my situation, I told Reborn to go with my blessing and I'd see him when he's free or at the meetings. I wasn't going to tell him he'd end up back here soon enough to train Tsuna; Checkerface would have my hide if I did so no I kept my little mouth shut.

Wait I missed one? Ah sorry, sorry Fon was actually the first to leave as he regretfully had a job to do for the triads, but he spends his spare time here (at least till he meets I-Pin) helping me with hand to hand training. Now we come to my big brothers who have been a riot to live with, both morning and evening meals have been very entertaining with Ken trying to argue with Chikusa over something or other. Mukuro reluctantly stepping in when Ken goes a little too far prompting Chikusa to prep his yo-yos to fight, all of us have also managed to corner Ken into taking at least twice weekly baths it was either that or the industrial washer. I paled when Mama brought out that threat knowing she'd do it too, Ken bless his soul actually backed down and relented knowing that Mama was actually thinking of his wellbeing.

Mukuro has decided to take some of my apparent burden on himself and now spars with Hibari on a regular basis, leaving me with twice a month spars and I bet that's only because he finds it easy to annoy Hibari. I gave up trying to stop those two after the first week; I did however get them to keep the collateral to a minimum, which means the school roof has become a no holds barred ring for the two. That was the case until Adelheid came on the scene and like the two is a battle maniac, I sigh at the thought of her as she's somehow managed to single the three of us out as the strongest fighters. What this means is that she'll hunt us down until we fight with her, the boys try and keep me out of it but I end up fighting anyway. It's a good thing that the curse hasn't affected me yet as I can still keep up with them, much to Mukuro's annoyance I've upped my stamina training to compensate for any drop should the curse decide to manifest.

I'm currently running along the riverbank at a steady pace as part of my stamina training, when I see five kids surrounding a boy and his little sister. I speed up I hate bullies full stop it's time for the Demon Brawler to come out of "Retirement", as I come closer I hear shouting and realise the boy is that damned lame brain Ryohei and this his sisters traumatic event from the anime. With a "fuck it" (in English of course) I rush up to the one at the back, with a leap I grab his head with my right hand combined with momentum he meets the earth in a passionate embrace. Landing in front of Ryohei I don't realise my tops hood has come down, till I hear exclamations of a "little girl" from the other six here as number seven is now out cold. I twitch at the "little girl" crack but otherwise keep my cool remembering my lessons; I turn and cast a cheeky grin at the Sasagawa siblings and turning back to the remaining bullies with a smirk.