Reborn in KHR but as a GIRL!

Chapter 1 - Starting from zero is never easy

Have you ever been in convalescence for something and gotten bored easy feeling no way out of it? If not I envy you, how about the embarrassing aspects of it like being incontinent and having others clean up after you ect? No?... wow special aren't we? Well for me being a baby was both boring and embarrassing with an additional heaping of embarrassment by being breast fed roll on the six month mark of *shudder* baby food. It's been roughly a week since I've been brought home from the hospital with mama to my estimation, whilst having to endure these embarrassing and boring things I started to come up with a plan to break out of the boredom at least... Ah gonna poop.

"gyaaaa" (Aloy)

"Ara Aloy chan nappy time again?" (Coco)

Whilst mama picks me up to change me let's bring up the elephant in the room which is my name; Tsukino Shana Aloyna aka "Aloy" GIRL, yea that's right dammit a girl. Don't get me wrong I have nothing against girls; I even respect what they have to go through with child birth and back pain for the larger chested women, plus those shoes can't be comfortable but and this is a BIG but blindsided like this I can't help but lament the fact I was reborn as one. Now I not only have to try and stay out of the larger part of the story (somehow I don't think it's going to happen but I'll try) I now have to learn all the intricacies of being a girl: skin care, hair care and *shudder* makeup, oh and let's not forget the big one periods.

Now I bet your wondering why I "have to" stay out of the larger part of the story, it's because of one simple thing my friends like most anime fans I do not want to corrupt the cannon. What I could give the good guys a leg up you say? Don't be stupid anyone who's watched anime/sci-fi or read manga involving time travel to correct events should know like the physics idiom say for "every action there is an equal and opposite reaction" personally I prefer good old Murphy's law "what can go wrong will go wrong". In plain English I am terrified of something happening that could over compensate and make things worse, so I'm sticking to my guns.

Where was I? Oh yes I plan to "accelerate" my growth by a margin, I plan to be talking somewhat and crawling by eleven months too soon? Tough it's all part of the master plan to stay out of the way of the main events, as I plan to try and choose the school that Haru goes to and if that fails test ahead by a year so that all I have to deal with at least is that muscle head Ryohei..... Although that induces its own set of headaches if I catch his attention *sigh*. Well that's the plan at least though with my flame you can be damned sure that I'll catch Reborns attention at some point, which means picking up martial arts to sense the little shit. HEY! Don't look at me like that would you honestly want to be on the receiving end of his sadistic teaching methods? Reborn makes the legendary Sergeant Hartman from Full Metal Jacket look like a nursery teacher in comparison, not to mention wanting to stay out of the mafia/plot. Anyway nap time......

Third POV

Coco had just put our hapless MC down in her crib when the doorbell rang; checking to see if her daughter had stirred she sighs in relief before going downstairs to answer the door. As she opens the door she sees Nana holding baby Tsuna, Iemetsu and Nono standing there.

"Ara Nana chan you look well come in every one, so who's the little one?" she asks ash she waves them into the living room where they all sit down to answer.

"I'd like to introduce you to Tsunayoshi our little tuna fish" Nana smiles warmly as she replies whilst Coco leans over and gently coos at Tsuna.

"Ara so cute! So you two what do you want I doubt this is a purely social call?" Coco calls out pointedly to the two men sat opposite startling them

"W-what makes you think it's not? Coco chan" Iemetsu stammers out with dead fish eyes dancing about whilst Nono sits there trying to look calm

"Really Iemetsu you and Nana chan showing up with Tsuna I could understand as we both gave birth so close to each other" taking a breath before continuing "But Nono with you as well now that's a kettle of a different colour" Say's Coco proudly whilst the other three sweat drop at the Idiom she got wrong again.

"That is horse of a different colour Coco ('EH!') I really did just come to give greetings to you, Ryouma and the little one, speaking of where are they?" Nono asks trying to defuse the situation

"Fine if you're going to be that way about it Ryouma is at the hospital getting his hand checked out, I may have broken his hand whilst giving birth Teehee" the others pale at both the Teeheepero and in sympathy for Ryouma as she continues "Little Aloyna was just put down before you rang the bell, give me a second and I'll go get her" With that Coco gets up and leaves the other three in the room.

"You know she's going to flip if what you suspect is true Nono" says a steadily paling Iemetsu

"I know but having come this far we need to know, the possibility of there being a snow guardian is too important to pass up. You know this Iemetsu I wouldn't have told you otherwise, there hasn't been one since Primo's time" reiterates Nono as if they've been over this before

*sigh* " I know Nono You know that if It's true she'll come out of retirement just to make sure her daughter stays safe and that's after she beats us up" Iemetsu pales at the thought of the impending bloodbath even as he says it

"Hopefully Ryouma acts as her brake as always" Nono says before the two look at each other and pale at the thought of Ryouma being a doting father thus ending his role of being Coco's brake Little do they know that's precisely what he's well on his way to becoming!!

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AN: Well it appears our little Aloy's plans are scuppered before they even begin.... oh dear

Aloy: Really and who's fault do you think that is huh?

AN: Umm *sweat drops* not mine bye tune in next time bye!

AN runs away

Aloy: Hey! GET BACK HERE!.... Imma kill him one of these days *sigh* see you guys next time.