Chapter 31 - The Ashes: Fight Club edition

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AN: I'm sorry for me absence over the last few weeks as RL has been rather hectic with both family and pet health issues thankfully none of it covid related, add into that furniture and electrical problems equals writing being the last thing on my mind. I finaly get a chapter ready yesterday and I can't even post it as there were server issues galore... Unless you were reading or posting a comment that is.... So without further ado before the server changes it's mind here's the next chapter.


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The dust starts to settle and Ryohei starts to walk forward as the other two alternate between confused and amazed, they barely get the words out to describe the obvious which is that it's a bloody Kangaroo.... and it's wearing boxing gloves.... a fight happy simple minded idiot... a better match made in heaven you couldn't find anywhere.... seriously was the original creator on crack by this point in the series? Although considering the series in its entirety, alongside the characters throughout and I'm starting to wonder if the entire series was crack induced.

Alright enough head holding looks like things are starting to heat up as Ryohei's helmet and gloves have juts appeared, from the animals pouch no less.... I shouldn't be surprised by this point but am I the only one who finds that entire sequence cringe worthy? I mean come on!! They were stored in its fucking pouch! *ahem* All that aside he has somehow managed to give it a somewhat normal name, which considering who we are talking about here I'll take that bit of normality like my life depended on it. Wait go back a bit? I missed the setup banter between Baishana and Ryohei?

Sorry, sorry I wasn't paying attention to it to be honest as I was setting up a more reliable shield method, as I suspect that this battle is going to get a little messy and the shield grenades are a short term benefit. So what I had Chrome do was use an illusory field to hide herself to set up shield emitters, all connected to my suit power supply which means that there will be reliable protection throughout this entire fight. As the amazement (or disgust) over Ryohei's new equipment wears off he stuns them once again, only this time it's over how little he's changed which considering his personality isn't that odd.

"My box, Kangaryuu is... A backup-type support box. As for me, I am the Vongola Sun Guardian, Sasagawa Ryohei.... My mission is... To crush any adversities that assault the family with my own body!! I am the sun that shines bright!!!" (Ryohei)

As he say's all this he does the typical boxers showboating ending with the fists bumped together, whilst I'd have loved to clap at all this grandstanding I chose to remain quiet throughout. I may not be a 'lady' but even I am not that crass as to break the built up atmosphere, although Chrome is looking over at me in approval over my non-action.... I chose not to dignify her look with a response and looked over to Ryohei just as he raises his fist, the revealed armour on the glove being that of the Vongola Sun Guardian and with a serious look he speaks again.

"I'm going to use my fists to break you into pieces." (Ryohei)

Baishana just laughs smugly before replying.

"Fu ho, ho, thy foolishness is beyond help." (Baishana)

Baishana gives a smug smirk before he continues trying to provoke Ryohei.

"Thou challenges us to a boxing fight, of all things? The moment thy fists come into contact with my Serpente Tempesta, The will start disintegrating!!" (Baishana)

A thoroughly unimpressed Ryohei starts making movements reminiscent of a past foe, just before he speaks it clicks but seeing as I actually wasn't present for that fight I can't say a dickey bird.... This is where actually knowing the plot comes to bite me in the ass.... And this is only a minor thing too!!! Oh wait Ryohei's speaking whilst showing off...

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