Baking cookies... (This is getting old, just look above.)

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by LiterallyInsane1

by LiterallyInsane1

Percy and Jason baking cookies, they are 22ish.

Percy looked at the instructions on the box,

"So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for ten minutes or 4,000 degrees for one minute," Percy said,

"Percy that's not how you make cookies," Jason told him

"FLOOR IT???" Percy asked excitedly,

"PERCY NO," Jason said loudly

"HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND," Percy said, his excitement growing along with his voice,

"PERCY YOU'RE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN," Jason almost yelled at Percy,

"I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO BAKE THESE COOKIES," Percy all but yelled,

"P E R C Y!" Jason yelled back, Annabeth and Piper emerged from the other room,

"What the hell is going on in here?" Annabeth asked, Jason looked at them

"PERCY IS GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN!"

"I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO BAKE THESE COOKIES!"

They yelled at the same time. Percy had the biggest stupidest smile on his face. The faucet turned on and pounded the bottom of the sink.

"Oh, my gods" Annabeth muttered while facepalming. Piper sighed,

"Ladies, ladies, calm down, stop yelling, make the cookies, don't burn the house down, and don't burn the cookies. Percy stop the sink," Piper charmspoke them. The boys stopped and quietly did exactly what she said, Annabeth smiled and she and Piper walked back into the other room, laughing.

(Yeeee! another one!! Word count, 248, HalfInsane out~)