I think like Uncle Rick

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by LiterallyInsane1

by LiterallyInsane1

(Disney is a person, I have the same mindset as Uncle Rick. EVERYBODY THAT I CREATE IS GAY. Heres a straw.
Suck it up.)

"Okay Rick we let you make Nico gay, just make this book 'normal', you know?" Disney said to Rick as he began writing, totally wrapped up in his work,

"Solangelo is cannon," He responded, ignoring Disney,

"Wait-" Disney started

"Apollo is Bi," he cut Disney off,

"Hold on-"

"Gods can have children in same-sex relationships," Rick cut Disney off again,

"Rick we just said-" cut off again,

"THEY'RE ALL GAY. EVERYONE IS GAY. FUCK YOU!" Rick yelled excitedly with his arms in the air like he was cheering,

"RICK!" Disney yelled, Rick pushed them outside and locked the door, then he went back to his work, typing happily away at the keys while Disney yelled at him as I watched silently in the corner watching, the typing out this Word count 161 one-shot, Bye! HalfInsane~