Oceanian, Asian, or...American?!

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(Part 2 of Oceanian or Asian)

(Before you say anything about the actual USSR's location, just read my headcanons book and you'll understand (I hope at least))

Chile walked up to the arguing the groups. He pulled out a map and slammed it onto the floor. "Actually, if you look carefully, Soviet's country can be considered North or South American."

Mexico walked up to Soviet and pat his back. "Welcome to the North American crew!"

"Heck no, he's South American!" Uruguay pulled Soviet's arm.

"No, he's North American!" Mexico pulled Soviet's other arm.

"No, he's Oceanian!" New Zealand and the other Oceanian countries gathered around.

"Frick off, he's Asian!" Japan and the other Asian countries gathered around, too.

They all proceeded to argue while Soviet wanted to curl up into a ball and die.

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