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China stood in front of all the countries in a meeting. "Y'all have seen the movie where the rat can cook?"

The countries nodded.

"How are you all gonna say, 'I love Ratatouille' when every time you see a rat, you grab a machine gun? That's not 'Ratatouille' that's RAT-A-TAT-A-TAT."

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