Serbia and Austria-Hungary

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Serbia: Everything is pointless.

Austria-Hungary: Hey now, turn that frown upside-down!

Serbia: Life's not fair.

Austria-Hungary: Which makes it fair for everyone!

Serbia: Happiness is temporary.

Austria-Hungary: So is sadness!

Serbia: We all die alone.

Austria-Hungary: Let me throw you a party to make you feel better.

Serbia: Somebody will die.

Austria-Hungary: Of fun!

Serbia: I hate everything.

Austria-Hungary: Oh...

Serbia: *Rolls eyes after a pause* Almost everything.

Austria-Hungary: :D

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